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coorspaff

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fuck off rorke sick to bastard death of you

Going to make you look at and appreciate the deep fried popcorn chicken I made last night

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When Putin launched the "special military operation" he bragged about doing "decommunisation" better than Ukraine yet you'll still get hordes of bourgeois yapping dogs who hate the working class overthrowing them in Bolshevik fashion calling him a communist/calling Russia communist.

i win
you lose

boris losing would be great for accelerationism

LOOK AT THEM... ALL ON THE PHONE????

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OLD GENERATION

corrr

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4 more minutes, I wonder how rorke will cope

looks good lad
you have any sauce with them

SCRAN

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He'll cope just fine considering Boris Johnson is going to win.

With a spicy buttery coating

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i stand with janny and his policies on earlies and i'm not ashamed to say it

porque no los dos

HES LOST IT

HES LOST IT

HES LOST IT
OMDSSS

how did the tory tranny vote tonight

hope it's 52% in support of Boris and leftymong's brain explodes in anger again

nearly done with enterprise lads...

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OGRE
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Off this week myself.

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I reckon he'll get through but it's going to be closer than he'd like.

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Yeah and lose his authority
Best result for the opposition

IT'S BEEN A LONG ROAD

Just voted Obama

Might just go and hang about in /fr/ for a bit, see what they're up to.

fucking mind blowing prediction you've got there lad

BASED BOJO

does boris get to vote for himself?

5:1 odds on bojo surviving this place your bets

does rorke actually like boris is it a yankesque anything that owns the libs type thing?

corr get that boot down you my lad

absolute scenes

Didn't Theresa May survive a no confidence vote?
Surely are Boris can't be worse than a woman...

and that's the point where Trek ends

any despicable lazy bastard man in

wins the vote with a less than favorable margin

I don't think so

>Want to be morbidly obese and eat yourself to death? Zog says yes
>Want to be a faggot and die of AIDS? ZOG says yes
>Want to be an absolute whore and never have children? Zog says yes
>Want to declare yourself a woman, castrate yourself and prance around like a maniac? Zog says yes
>Want to be a degenerate drug addict? Zog says yes
>Want to abort your babies? Zog says yes
>Want to racemix and produce goblino bastard abominations? Zog says yes
The normies gravitate towards Zog, because Zog offers them free access to all their most perverse vices and fantasies. Zog is the instrument of Satan on earth, it exists to do his bidding and corrupt as many people as possible into earning their ticket to hell.

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if he loses the vote does he have to resign or would it still be up to him

he supports boris 100%

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2100 LETS GO

Would you ride Fatpheebs to orgasm? Yes or no.

Imagine if he went mental and went on the run

Here we go

FUCK FUCIKc nfo NONO O ONDOD FUCKF FUCKKK

IT'S OVER

Alright which mental giant let Anders near a computer terminal

>148 VOTES AGAINST

HES FINISHED

Meds NOW!!!

BOJO WINS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LEFTYMONG SEETHING

211 VOTES IN FAVOUR
148 VOTES AGAINST

without jannies loving and guiding hands, it'd be nothing but chaos which is anti british. you dont hate britain, do you?

One general election, please.

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leftypol in tatters, we won rorkebros

LEFTYPOL IN TATTERS

148
>148

148
>148

148
>148

148
>148

148
>148

HES RESIGNING

>148 votes against
OOF.

211 YAYS
148 NAYS

Kill yourself Wog lover

ooooofffff 148 is a terrible result though

148 fucking hell

leftpol in tatters discord raid in progress

borisisters......

>Boris wins
>b-b-b-but it means really he lost
HAHAHAHAHAHA leftymong seething right now

BORISBROS WE FUCKING WON

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>worse than theresa may

yeah hes a zombie prime minister

APOLOGISE

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Thats 41% of tories AGAINST Boris

Hes won the battle but not the war. He's done.

>worse than Theresa May
KEK

watching love thy neighbour

some fitties on love island lads

lots of oooffs ITT

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ANY BORIS ALEXANDER DE PFEFFEL JOHNSON MAN IN

leftypol trannies and pakis BTFO yet again lmao

Price rises this winter will send millions into poverty. The way out is Bolshevism.

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NO BRAKES ON THE BJ TRAIN

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needs bozza to deselect those who voted against him

she isn't wrong

If he's considered more of an electoral liability than Theresa May, one of the most pathetic PMs in living memory, then it's pretty clear that he needs to fuck off ASAP.

BORIS JOHNSON PRIME MINISTER UNTIL JUNE 2023 AT A MINIMUM GUARANTEED

LEFTYMONGS, HUNTMONGS AND TRUSSMONG SEETHING

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BORIS HAS TO RESIGN NOW

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LEFTYPOL ON THE ROPES

Nah, he's fucked. Theresa May won the confidence vote too, and by a greater margin, and was out six months later. Boris has 41% against him lmao

leftypol crying into his trans flag and not coming down for the evening

>148
Worse than May, that's gotta sting

IN OFFICE BUT NOT IN POWER

I remember when commiemong first started his spam
mad how all it takes is one autist to set his mind to a runty gimmick to lower the quality of /brit/ for months (possibly years) to come

Theresa May had a Brexit deadline to meet and couldn't get her deal through parliament, that's why she resigned. Not because of the confidence vote

breaking news: nothing changes

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yeah well I remember fat cam and craven

Theresa May was out because she didn't have a massive majority in parliament and there was gridlock over Brexit, it's completely different scenario you dumb fuck

Slim Sara was great. Need a skinny aisha back in business though

Based Bori-

>average house earns more by just sitting there all year than the average worker earns in a year
>tories over seen the highest level of net migration per capita the UK has ever seen while telling us they're cutting it
>government favours those who will inherit more than the average person earns in a lifetime
>houseprices: rose by 35k in the last year and growing as a result of a tax break that cost the taxpayer £3.6bn
>rents outside of london: rose by £500 a year and growing
>bbc literally broadcasts chinese people attending housing auctions and openly planning to turn family housing into student digs to avoid council tax on homes under the hammer
>salaries lower than they were in 2002 and frozen for public sector wagies and 20% pay hit for many private sector workers
>largest railfare increases in a decade
>over 50% increases in fuel/energy bills
>Tax rises for wagies under 65 (ie landlords, pensioners, business owners exempt) that take proportionally more from middle incomes than high incomes
>Income tax allowance frozen (so in effect the tax is increased)
>Pensioners getting an 10% payrise out of the blue despite everyone else being worse off
>Student debt repayment allowance being lowered so more money out of the pockets of the youth
>10% inflation

Ringing leftypol's parents and telling them to put him on suicidewatch tonight

ONLY ME

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the prime minister won handsomely

hes funny tho

Here's one of my favourite Vtubers.
Anyway,
>59.5% backing Boris
WTF I thought it could be his landslide loss.

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BORIS!!!!!

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fuck off housepricemong

Emma Watson’s bum for PM.

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Nah he won’t resign and he doesn’t have the huge contingent of brexit voters plotting against him. Who could realistically organise a coup against him now

You know im right

awful fucking thread so far

and the opposition wanted to make it even worse what a hellscape we live in

based. lets hope big boris keeps flooding the country with third worlders so there are more of them to btfo.

more of a duck man myself

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See

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Fatpheebs jumping up and down on this lad's cock for all eternity.

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KEK missed this gimmick

You're absolutely fucking demented if you think the confidence vote had nothing to do with her being pushed out.

but he's got silly hair and wanted breixt done just like me

A massive majority in parliament only matters for passing legislation, it doesn't give you an edge in the next election which is the central point here. That "massive majority" is two and a half years out of date.

>148 against

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If I can't eat it, fuck it, drink it, smoke it or snort it, I don't want to know about it.

thought pheebs was a bender

reckon all these lads discussing the vote are proper runts tbqhwy

The greatest timeline

what's wrong leftymong? surely you'd be used to taking Ls by now lmao

>muh ukraine friends
>don't make zelenskyy sad
zahawi...

who dat

> LET ME TELL YOU WHY THIS IS REALLY A LOSS FOR BORIS

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Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough

but she literally resigned because of the parliamentary gridlock you utter fucking spastic, it's a completely different scenario

we on that MoNdAy InCeL eNeRgY

This is quite possibly the most embarrassing cope I have seen today.
And the fact you think the Tory majority has anything to do with an issue within the party shows you're utterly fucking clueless.

You can smoke Boris’ cock and eat his arse x