Halo

This is a Covenant general, sworn to destroy humanity, activate the Sacred Rings and begin the Great Journey.

Say something nice about her!

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Why hire a pancake ass roastie if you're gonna have her do a nude scene

Yeah, I have a question why is it nothing like the books or the games but is like someone vaguely understands what halo is.

Because the writers of the show never played the games or read the books.

How is that a pancake ass? Retard.

I can change her

There's nudity in a Halo TV series? wut

1) The Covenant does not have "generals"

2) She has no rank in the Covenant military that we know of but she has the authority of carrying out a task for their leaders.

3) The ONLY reason she is there is that only humans can operate forerunner tech just like in the games

4) Damn that was a nice ass I just want her to sit on my face so I can die a happy man.

I am confident that the whole theme of this show is “autistic people learn what emotions are“. Even diverging so far from the lore, it's not even a good sci-fi on its own. It's like the writers only watched The Expanse and skipped all the technical stuff just to watch the drama bits. This Halo TV show wouldn't even be good if it was a completely original IP.

Dumb brat needs correction

If this is considered a great ass than my butt must be outstanding.

So she’s definitely Master Chief’s sister, they’re going to fuck, or both, right?

Halo is porn.

>Dried up cum on her back
Why?

They couldn't have sexy Cortana and had to dress her up but random OC character? Get her naked for no fucking reason.

Do you think she strokes Mercy’s wattles?

She's Irish.

She will make a qt gf for mc

When has a show ever followed the source material? I.E. star wars, game of thrones, etc

I think it's been a decent show so far.

Actress is Charlie Murphy. She plays a cunty IRA terrorist in The Foreigner. She shows her tits.

HEY CHARLIE MURPHY
WHAT DID THE FIVE FINGERS SAY TO THE DICK?

FAP!

I thought covenant were alien mofackas? wut :FeelsSpecialMan:

And?

This is what pisses me off about these Hollywood motherfuckers, it's the blatant hypocrisy. If it's something the fans want it's the worse thing ever, but if their idea there's no problem.

>literally fucking garbage show that is so vaguely related to halo it might as well be a new IP
>but it has a fat ass in a nude scene

Just saying.

the cgi looks crappy sometimes, i thought vydia was good at that

Because identity politics of having a character that represents all the pancake-asses of the world so they don't feel left out. For fucking real. Identity politics representation shits on and ruins everything.

It's literally not HALO, and is a bunch of people who took their overall opinions from games they admit never playing, and created their own abomination

They are. But they are also very religious. And some of their religious icons are the Halos, which are said to be the key to starting them on the Great Journey, which is their equivalent of ascending to heaven. Catch is, nones of the Covenant can actually activate the Halos, only a human can. And specifically only certain humans can. So they appear to have kidnapped and raised a human child to be their tool for activating the Halos.


What they don’t know (maybe) is that the Halos are actually a superweapon designed to kill all sentient life in the galaxy in order to stop a species of parasite called the Flood.

So whoever's writing the scripts just watched the Expanse, thought it was cool, and decided to shoehorn Halo into the Expanse. Woooow.

Though I can't wait to see our all-emotional Chief face off against this chick, the brainwashed Covenant Blessed One:
>chief easily pins her to a wall
>Brainwashed chick: "Unhand me, demon! You know nothing of the power of the Covenant!"
>Chief removes his helmet. "But I am a human! And so are you!"
>Brainwashed chick, flushed: "You are nothing but a brute! Your very touch is sacrilege!"
>Chief, touching foreheads with her: "Perspiration and a heightened pulse. The blood of the womb is thicker than the water of the covenant, isn't it?"
>Brainwashed chick, struggling to think straight: "B-but... what of the Great Journey?"
>Chief, before kissing her: "I'll take you on a great journey, baby."
Can't wait for the Cortana-brainwashed chick-Chief love triangle in season 2-3 (assuming this lasts that long)

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Judging from my Halo 1-2 (and the first few missions of 3) knowledge, the real Covenant would never keep a human around, and AFAIK they also knew nothing of the need for a Reclaimer (human) to activate anything. They only learnt they needed a human after the events of Halo 1, which this show is set before.

>Cortana-brainwashed chick-Chief love triangle
Shit, that’s hot.
And totally possible since Cortana is in Chief’s head

Cute ass

kek

irish ass is tragic