What's the greatest Tales from the Crypt episode, and no "Yellow"?

What's the greatest Tales from the Crypt episode, and no "Yellow"?

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Bordellos Blood milkies. Only an oldfag would remember that. A coomer oldfag.

The Tim Curry episode

Dig That Cat...He's Real Gone.

I remember the one that was like Pet Cemetery where the kid's dad comes back from the dead but is evil. Wait. Was that a Pet Cemetery sequel?

This. Also, Demi Moore is fun. Joe Pesci fucking twins. Tim Roth doing his best Travis Bickle impression. The final season that was entirely in England was unbelievable terrible though. Wtf were they thinking

Pretty sure that's Clancy Brown in Pet Sematary 2.
I'll go with Television Terror.

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Forever Ambergris.

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There were solid milkers in that one, but nothing beats Billy Zane losing his shit and chewing up the scenery in Demon Knight.

the lumberjack episode. my favorite revenge story of all time, because it also involves a bunch of bros helping him get his revenge.

Creepshow > Tales from the Crypt

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>Undertaking Parlor
The one where the boys team up to take down the town mortician.

Would love a genderswapped reboot, LuLu cast as the cool kid in the leather jacket.

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Classic episode.

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>Easel Kill Ya
The episode about Mr. Orange killing people for inspiration for his art.

They should remake the episode, but have LuLu as his "muse". If he had that instead of dropping potted plants on stoners heads, then he wouldn't need to go grimdark with his work. Seriously, look at this face. It's all sunshine and gumdrops. It's art!

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Bewbs.

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>Can't Remember Name of Episode
But it starred the long haired guy from Wings (nbc) and there was a ghoul nest called G.H.O.U.L.

Anyway, had one of those Slumdog twists at the end. It wasn't bad. But could be better. With LuLu cast as one of the G.H.O.U.L.s.

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the gay cowboy gambler one was extremely funny to me

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/ourguys/

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Yellow was best episode

The in with arnie as a host.

He looks like Emma Watson.

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kek and checked.

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The one where Brad Pitt is races muscle cars.

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The executioner episode where it starts with a prison executioner with a southern accent who loves his job of turning on the electrical chair. The episode starts with him narrating and telling us all the prisoners he’s killed always say “the governer gon’ call!” hoping for a pardon. They never get it. Anyway, he gets fired because of new laws and the goes around killing people he thinks deserves it. Eventually he’s caught and luckily for him the state has reinstated the death penalty via electrical chair. When it’s time for him to be executed he screams “the governer gon’ call!” the same way all of the prisoners he’s executed did.