Someone tells davy jones he fucking cheating!!

someone tells davy jones he fucking cheating!!

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gotta be the only thing worth complaining about with that trilogy

>push Davy jones out that bucket
>he’s dead

The sea isn't even that far away, why bother with the buckets?

I like the implication that he hopped from each bucket. Very kino.

It was funny

because it is funny

the second and third movies felt like the writers wanted to make edgy spy thrillers or crime dramas cause they sure as shit didn't feel like Pirate movies

Why was Davy Jones in love with a black woman?

they're all one movie you fucking pleb

>edgy
davy jones is standing in a little bucket bro

Why not?

Because black women are gross as fuck

Tentacles made him too ugly to attract white girls

You're a liar and you will spend an eternity on this ship

what happens if you push him over?

this, suck a cock OP
>bucket filled with ocean water
>just to be safe, meeting takes place on a sandbar, which is not a permanent stretch of land and will be covered in ocean water in a few hours when the tide changes
pretty cool scene desu

the nigress was literally the goddess of the sea
her mortal form was a black chick
he was in love with the sea

I watched the 2nd and 3rd film and remember hating them at that time bc I couldn't understand what the sheboon was saying half the time.

But blacks can't even swim how can a black woman be the goddess of the sea!? THIS SHIT STUPID

>be goddess of the sea
>first brethren court makes you into a mortal
>a black chick that can't swim
it's poetry. it rhymes.

he dies I guess