How many people would give anything to look like this?

How many people would give anything to look like this?

Attached: D3F791FC-2B18-4986-8C0B-8AD2782BE6CB.jpg (224x689, 43.02K)

act

Is this a brand new meme?

But I look literally like that

>before his gender affirmation surgery
I wouldn't give anything to be like that. You can tell he was in pain.

who the fuck would "give anything" to look like a flat bobble headed midget lmao

fridge body

flat short girls are cute

No you don't. All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

me

I'd buy that for a dollar!

obsessed

you wish you could stack up that fridge

Attached: inception-premiere.jpg (500x734, 116.01K)

Back in the ancient times of the year 2010 you could touch women in photos

So, did Leo?

i love this meme
i love people like elliot and jonah for the happiness they provide Any Forums

hes grabbin the booba

"Act" in response to Ellen threads make me feel so incredibly nostalgic and reminiscent of happier days

Attached: afifest2008-defiancelascreening_9nov2008_eyedea001.jpg (1200x1800, 308.04K)

There is no way Leo is over 5’7.

why didn't you save her...

a lot of 40 year old troons maybe. But they are disgusting creatures who don't understand reality.

Attached: 1605497130411.gif (270x480, 2.96M)

I had no way or means to introduce myself to her or her social circle

To be honest, being a woman isn't that appealing even if you're somewhat attractive, especially if you're midget height like Ellen. Being a tranny is 100x worse but no, even if I could magically look like her, I wouldn't, and i'm a below average looking male.

>all those URLs at the top using Ellen

>everyone is bigger than you
>everyone is stronger than you
>everyone has to look directly down at you when addressing you
>even the biggest pair of heels won’t let you stand eye level with a 5’6 manlet
>even other women are bigger than you
>country is now mostly big fatties so good luck finding clothes when you’re 5’0 tall
>even the kids section doesn’t fit you anymore
>every single man without exception would fuck you so every man is at least somewhat trying to get into your skirt

It would honestly suck and you’d be scared 100% of the time. I mean you legitimately could not defend yourself. If you even gave her a gun there’s a solid chance she’d just knock herself out with it the first time she pulled the trigger. You could seriously injure her by bumping into her.

>How many people would give anything to look like this?
Trick question. Anyone who does is not a person.

not much desu

>yfw Gropey Leo drove Ellen into a sex change

about tree fiddy

But having men lust after you is a huge advantage of you learn to manipulate and take advantage of them