Funeral scene

>funeral scene
>it's raining

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comfy is as comfy does.

i swear you guys find anything to complain about

Rain is reddit weather.

It did rain on my father's funeral, odd huh?

The sky is raining. Actually, remember that scene from Blade Runner? Now that i have alzheimer i understand that "tears in rain" phrase. I don't remember why i understand it though

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God really liked your dad
if it's a beautiful day on the day of your funeral you're probably going to hell

isn’t it ironic

What's Any Forums weather? What's Twitter weather? What's Facebook weather?

>Any Forums weather

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Any Forums weather is nuclear winter. twitter winter is hot and humid just how niggers like it. facebook weather is ligma

>funeral scene
>it's 40 degrees and extremely sunny

>funeral scene
>there's no storm to resurrect the deceased with lightning

>funeral scene
>its 190 and humid
>blacks b shaken dey azz on dat dead muhfugguh
>someone shooting up heroine in the far back
>rap music blasting
>pour one out foh duh dead gangsta homie crip kang
just another day in Florida

>police walk through the door to chase them out of the poor White man's funeral

>Wake scene
>"And now, we would like to play this song in his memory."
>Turns on Hallelujah by Jeff Buckley

>Main character watches the funeral from a distance

>funeral scene
>man in distance watches and finishes cigarette

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I've only been to two funerals, but both times it was a rain storm. Last one had hail stones and biting wind too, it was awful.

And every day is Repost Day. I'm glad you're not getting many (You)s, bitch.

>Graveyard scene
>character speaks to a tombstone

If God really liked my dad why did he have him die in a violent head on collision with a drunk driver?

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It rained at my favorite uncle's funeral. It was a surrel experience. I stood underneath the rain and cried like a fucking child while my suit was absolutely destroyed. Again, one of the most surrel experiences of my entire life.

Would you rather they dig up the corpse

>MC attends his own funeral in disguise

So he wouldn't have to put up with you anymore.

>kids aren't bawling their eyes out because someone told them to stay strong

God didn't do that, the drunk guy did

Now if they let him actually light it, smoke it and finish it without cutting, it’d be the best scene on /tv

>Any Forums weather
tornado warning
>facebook weather
86 and sunny

surreal*

>accidentally causes a huge mess
>everything goes quiet and everyone looks at him
>"...he's alive! it's a miracle!"

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