Welcome to smelt general, where we discuss the latest news surrounding Sean Penn's promise to smelt his Academy awards if Ukraine war hero Vladimir Zelensky wasn't given a voice at the Oscar's. He wasn't.
How can he not smelt?
What's the best way to smelt?
How much gold in a smelted Oscar?
For me, it's female smelts
>if only you knew i smelted all my oscars
For 5000 years,
the Jew cried tears
over the deepest mysteries
of 5 long centuries,
but deepest of all them,
was not found in the Talmud;
can gelt be smelt?
Do you believe transmuted-smelts are female smelts?
>How can he not smelt?
by being the faggot hypocrite he is
>What's the best way to smelt?
you need a blast furnace, coke, limestone... it's a whole operation
>How much gold in a smelted Oscar?
not that much, in fact I'm pretty sure there's a rule where you're not allowed to do anything with your oscar without first offering to sell it back to the academy for $1. I don't feel like looking this up but I'm sure i've read something of the sort.
Imagine the smelt
man stop making me want chocolate coins
He looks like he's getting ready to star in the Mark E Smith biopic
These coins are solid gold, my gentile...I mean gentle friend.
America is a strange place
>where you're not allowed to do anything with your oscar without first offering to sell it back to the academy for $1.
This is true, but there is a special smelter's clause which allows you to smelt an Oscar and sell the smelt back to the Academy for $0.50.
Aw sneed!
this sounds so absurd I have to assume it's true
bullshit I see the wrapping paper it's 100% kosher milk chocolate give them to me you dirty abby
Look closely! Examine the ridges. Just like other real coins. Nothing has been clipped. Nothing shaved. This is 100% solid gold gelt ready for smelt.
I'm fucking eating it anyway
god I'm so hungry
imagine the smelt
Oh darn, you sure got me, I'm so embarrassed, ha ha!
This guy is a legitimate CIA spook
good morning /SMELT/
Sean's a kickass actor and that he went down to Ukraine while it was getting bombed left and right speaks to his dedication. You'd never see any of the Marvelsoibois do that
He can't smelt it because that would a homophobic gesture to smelt an award for playing a gay person. Nigger played himself.
didn't a bunch of them do that & get blowed the fuck up a couple weeks ago
I wonder how much the Academy insures the statues for