Hans Brix? Oh no! Oh, herro. Great to see you again, Hans!

Hans Brix? Oh no! Oh, herro. Great to see you again, Hans!

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commie protestor

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Stand a ritto to your reft. Ritto more. Good. DERE YOU GO HANS BRIX!! HOW YOU RIKE THAT YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER?! YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW FUCKING BUSY I AM HANS BRIX?! YOU WANT AN INSPECTION? WELL INSPECT DAT YOU BUTTFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!

>Gary, I'm NOT from Hollywood, I'm NOT here to fuck your mouth, and my time is EXTREMELY valuable!

>what's he saying?
>I think he's saying...kiss me, kiss me.
>smart ass motherfucker!

>you will never see a sequel to this masterpiece
Look at all the material they have to work with over the last few years too.

>Hey this is a nice limo
>Yes it is, now suck my cock!
>Haha just kidding

You're breaking my barrs Hans

>Of course, Durka Durkistan!

>America can't just go around policing the world! We don't need your "help"!
Fast forward to today
>AHHHH AMERICA SAVE ME

Jesus tittyfucking CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTT

If you get captured, you may want to take your own life. Here, you'd better have this.

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>We have lost I.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E!
>I repeat: We have no I.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E!

its always been america save me

america haters are gay

>YOU ARE WORFRESS AREC BARWIN!

>Matt Damon

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>no me gustaaaaaa

>Shit! I've got five terrorists going southeast on Baka Laka Daka Street!
>Take up super-secret hiding positions alpha one!
>INEVITABRE! Things are inevitabry going to change! Goddammit, open your fuckin ears!
>Terrorize this.

>mfw one of my high school buddies name was Gary when this movie came out
Sorry bro.

this scene is how I spent a lot of my late teens

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My name is Hachmed. I'm a terrorist. Anybody know of any terrorist attacks coming up soon

>Aids aids aids aids aid aids aids aids aids aids aids aids aids aids aids aids
>aids

youtube.com/watch?v=Prhi3_Nvt3U

Your movie is shit
rogerebert.com/reviews/team-america-world-police-2004

Roger Ebert should lay off the fatty foods

"I'm sorry Mr Putin but the UN must be firm with you. Stop the ukraine invasion or else!
"Or else what?"
"Or else we will be very, very angry with you,and we will write you a letter telling you how angry we are."