Cuban Lexi Belle who can barely speak English playing the role of blonde bombshell Marilyn Monroe... What were they thinking?
Cuban Lexi Belle who can barely speak English playing the role of blonde bombshell Marilyn Monroe...
>What were they thinking?
>33 year old woman
>already wrinkled with huge ass bags under her eyes
Why do women age like shit?
I would still hold her hand
fucking hell
You sick fuck
I'm calling the police
her eye bags are cute
Ana could shit in my mouth I would still be pleased so uh...
Can't believe that Ben Affleck dumped her just because she wanted to get impregnated and he didn't want any more children.
>Lexi Belle
???
ALL eyebags are cute
Ok, Ben
Get in line, I already asked her to HH
ew
>getting paid for this
IT'S NOT FAIR
Agreed.
She's not fat, drugged up, or whorish enough. Also isn't laughably bad at acting, and keeps her home from looking like a pig sty. They missed their chance at an authentic Monroe flick when Anna Nicole Smith kicked the bucket.
>barely speak English
Oh she can speak PERFECT English, as can Sophia Vergara and Arnold Schwarzenegger. It's just that their accent has become part of their brand. Without it she would just be another pretty face. It adds depth and uniqueness.
I drove a cab for almost 10 years and met a lot of limo drivers the moonlighted as cabbies and a few of them told me that Arnold actually sounds suuuuper creepy when his public persona isn't "on." Same with Gilbert Gottfried.
I am reminded once again of the fact I share the board with the guys who barely see real people.
The only thing wrong with the ageing hollywood women is that their managers continue to milk their brand and make them look "sexy" and do suggestive photoshoots way past their prime.
If an ageing man/woman acts their age it looks totally fine. People are not supposed to look and act like teens way into their adulthood.