I fucking hate germany
I fucking hate germany
uhhh vorspiel leibestod schni schna schnappi arbiet macht frei to you to
Autism: der Hausmeister edition
ich liebe deutschland!
for non-krauts
Here is a rough translation:
Dear female neighbours and neighbours,
For the past 2 weeks I have noticed a few irregularities. I have taken the time to protocol these.
Saturday - 22:55 Wham! a door loudly closes! this is unnecessary
Sunday - 12:42 A piece of candy wrap from the brand "Nimm Zwei" is laying on the staircase
between the 2. and 3. floor (4. stair)
Sunday - 17:48 The lid from the oldpaperbin was still open! I closed it!
Tuesday - 22:13 A kid is screaming - they should be in bed sleeping
Thursday - 11:03 the doormat at the entrance is laying skew again! I have fixed its position.
Friday - 14:59 The bicycle "KETTLER" stood in the staircase hall for 40 minutes, instead of parking it in the bicycle cellar!
And all of this just happened last week!
I have placed a copy of this protocol in each mailbox, hoping that my clues will fall upon fertile soil
For a calm neighbourhood
Hans-Jörg
mein gott...
>OP doesn't realize it's a joke
yup german autism strikes again
This is worse than the German
Thank you
wow he actually signed with his real name
How is German even a real language? It reads like someone suffering from dysgraphia trying to write Dutch.
based hans jorge
>the oldpaperbin
Elegant in its simplicity
So ordnung related shit, right?
>Thursday - 11:03 the doormat at the entrance is laying skew again! I have fixed its position.
The autism is real
thats what you get for being a rent cuck
how common is this?
this person would have a heart attack living a week in an italian apartment complex.
>"KETTLER"
???
Print up a new one with the time and date you found this, and "Some faggot left a bunch of stupid flyers everywhere"
You do know this happens if you buy an apartment too right?
hitler dood
that's the brand
They just cannot tolerate even the slightest disruption. I was in a very crowded, small restaurant in Karlsruhe once and you could hear a pin drop, everyone was whispering and two guys next to me were POUNDING glass after glass of wine yet still eerily silent..eh