/brit/

thoughts on being broke while dating a millionaire heiress?

madri is deano as fuck

fat CUNT

Saw a Deano with this cute Asian girl today, looked so weird together

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for me it's

XXXX
Carlton Draught
Reschs

dunno if it's because I grew up in London but I always liked indian girls a lot, the second generation ones are always so peng for some reason

you have wanking/porn addiction
it’s an epidemic among young men and causing a lot of problems

How many times have you seen rorke shit irl?

I saw quite a few tines growing up.
Once i was on the bus and there were some work men on the bus. A bunch of asian people got on and one of the work men said, if i have a gun id kill every last one of em

Another time i was with my black friend walking to school and a van pulled up next to him and screamed the n word at him

nowt better than a girl who loves choking on cock so much you don't even need to push her head down

shilpa fuckawala

reckon /brit/ probably has above average intelligence

black lads on the tram called some chinese lad with round glasses asian harry potter

emitting a glasgow shower

>Madri

I swear this shite popped out of nowhere and within 1 week every pub in the country is doing it

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Conference Playoff final at 3pm: Solihull Moors vs Grimsby

final league game of the season
I personally cannot wait

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happens the other way round, gender equality and all that

might scran a 4th and last ice cream sandwich

never even heard of left

I was unironically called a child genius and got several opportunities as a kid, but because I got so much pressure put on me to succeed, I just burned out. Now I'm not even anywhere near a genius.

> want to go to a day festival
> only the retard from the friend group wants to go
> decide to just go with him
> he is the biggest lightweight ever and just gets lost all the time
> watching a band, turn around and he’s disappeared
> not answering his phone
> sends me an incoherent text telling me he’s “by the stage” but there are literally 7 stages and each is surrounded by thousands of people
> spend the rest of the day by myself
> this morning he texts me saying sorry he lost me and “the group” but it was literally just us 2 all day

Sometimes wonder if the lad is even conscious, doesnt seem like he has anything wrong with him like autism just negative IQ

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Mum came home with a black man once, and my order brother called her an n lover and left

just learned, age 24, that my brother isn't actually biologically related to me.
i'm actually lost for words

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racist shaggers will inherit the earth

Have a dream where I bump into Bill Gates or Elon Musk on a night out and they decide to give me £1bn for being a top lad

Corr did she shag him like?

Neck oil, cloud water ipa and bbno pale

not had one of those before, had to force it n they can’t take it

didn't ask

Arsenal had just beaten Tottenham 2-0 in the FA Cup (it was when Walcott did the 2-0 with his fingers to the Spurs fans if you all recall) and we were right up next to the Spuds at the Emirates.
I leave the ground and my dumb 15 year old self is literally shouting "WHERE ARE THE SPURS FANS?" to my friends. They were actually all around me but they had their coats on of course because you don't want to be wearing a Spurs top in the middle of the Emirates stadium.
This fat bald fucker behind me kicks me to send me flying and I turn around to my bud thinking it was him fucking with me.
He gives me a look like wtf are you talking about and then I see the actual culprit with his tubby jowls going "you wot? you wot"?

Football fans are such apes.
Hope he's dead desu.

did you grow up in alabama? can't imagine british people acting like this

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snorteling

Which one of you is adopted then? Or you're both adopted?

Dunno