Imagine shrinking

imagine shrinking

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>he's a shrinker

this show is comfy, but it's not as funny as everyone says.

And you’re not as smart as you think

kek

>dangit bam I'm not trying to get my dunk shrunked

the dubs don't lie. You win. I'll see myself out, maybe hit the books a little more.

George carries the show for the most part, I was really expecting Kramer to be the real deal

Being a grower sucks. 3 inches flaccid but it's 8 inch hard. Add some cold water and Bobby goes sub 2 inches for protection.

Dick too powerful.

dicklet cope LOL

Is there a reason for boys and men to just not always be on viagra? It's good for heart disease and prevents dementia and it also ensures they're always ready to go. There's zero downside.

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Well flacid size is only useful for impressing dudes so I don't see the issue

Im afraid of taking viagra and becoming dependant on it to get hard

I was in the pool, T
there was shrinkage and shit

>mfw flacid is like 1.5"
>when hard its 6"
when i know im about to get laid with a girl ive never fucked before, I find a way to discreetly jerk off to at least get it semi hard as to not embarass myself

This, most girls know jackshit about flacid dicks anyway

My balls are huge though so I hope that lets the other monkeys in the tribe know I'm a brave warrior.

>It's good for heart disease
No it’s the opposite. It can actually cause issues with your heart and lead to hear disease.
>and prevents dementia
Opposite. It can lead to the build up of proteins and calcification in the brain which leads to stuff like dementia and Alzheimer’s.
>and it also ensures they're always ready to go.
In the short term, but with long term use it makes your penis weaker overall.

Just rub your cock through the fabric of your underwear, that is if you can find it

This is so fucking wrong, how did we ended like this?

Medical science disagrees with you, but go off queen.

thats usually what i do or I go to the bathroom and pull on it for a minute and then close the deal before it shrinks again

what do you mean, user? How did we get to being embarassed by our bodies?

>giant balls with a tiny little cock
>hehehahhonhonhueghhg

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Having a big dick honestly isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Sometimes I wish I had a little babydick like you guys.
>dick gets in poop water when taking dumps
>other girls in my social group always want to see it when they find out
>guys in my social group get jealous when they find out
>too big to get a proper blowjob
Just kidding, it’s awesome.

>the country with the largest rates of ED, heart disease, mental illness, and biggest buyers of Viagra disagrees with you

Yeah epic flex faggot

>How did we get to being embarassed by our bodies?
Yes, I recently stopped caring about that stuff and I feel a lot better.

how do you not immediately get a throbbing erection and start leaking precum the second you get within 2 inches of a girl and then cum in your pants before even whipping it out?

My dick is pretty big, even flaccid, but I still somehow have a complex about it being too small and have an SPH fetish.

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The easiest way is just sext before you go see her and make sure she sees a fully hard dick pic, though really if you're not already hard enough to fuck by the time you're getting your junk out you probably want to dial back and foreplay some more anyways

If youre with someone youve been with a million times that goes away but if its a new person you wanna put your best foot forward, first impressions, etc. But in my day to day life, im pretty comfortable with who i am.

dick size is literally everything. I went on an adult hookup site with just a pic of my regular dick and didn't get any responses. I photoshopped it to look huge and my inbox was flooded without me even contacting first.

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Well user, im not a virgin nor am i 15

Was it grindr?

yes and Im gay, if that matters

>LE SHRINKAGE AHAHA xDD
anti-white globalist propaganda

Repent fagboi

Small dicks on grindr get the same number of responses as big dicks, just the guys that come over come over to fuck you up the ass

t. projecting brainlet

t. not as smart as he thinks