Why hasn't a movie been made about this? You wouldn't even need suspenseful music or a cheesy monster...

I mean, that movie where the guy was stuck in a grave in Afghanistan the entire movie was entertaining

If he was stuck just ever so slightly, why didn't they cut up his clothes so that he would gain a few extra centimeters?

why would anyone want to do this

Only place you can away from black "people"

>go cave diving
>find hole
>over the course of weeks slowly dig out hole until you can fit through
>strange happenings as you dig but think nothing of it
>send friend in
>friend is destroyed mentally by "something" in the cave
>he goes in
>sees it
>flees for his life
>friend is attacked
>barely make it out with your life, but not your whole mind or soul

Was it a true story? Did he find the cave people?

I tried it in Boy Scouts a few times and it’s kind of neat seeing the insides of a cave but it’s really not worth the panic you feel from getting even slightly stuck.
I mostly went on the trip every year because they had a Lost World Jurassic Park arcade machine at the mess hall.

Someone draw tranny socks, leg hair, and high heels on it

I heard they injected morphine into his legs to kill him rather than let him die from starvation or whatever.

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You mean Ted? He said he was going back, but never updated his site.

Looks comfy

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Wiki says it was a cardiac arrest "due to the strain placed upon his body over several hours by his inverted, compressed position", but possible the family helped to end his suffering when it got hopeless.

>starvation
You realize that would've taken months? Even dehydration would've been weeks.

Is there no way to remove rock fast enough? Acid covered brushes?

Dehydration takes less than a week, even faster when under stress.

Yeah whats up with that? As I see it, three options

>realized how terrible it really was in hindsight and never went back
>The CIA killed him to hide the deevolved cave people
>died to the cave people

My guess is 1, Ted knew nothing he would find down there was worth it

>wiki

Have you seen the lefty trannies editing that place? Do you have a legit source?

where did you hear that?

>white people

what is the most retarded way a person can die

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I know, I don't read political articles there, but it's still good for random factoids.

Checked, QRD?

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Gotta go with vaxx

this is basically the qrd
This is the whole story
angelfire.com/trek/caver/page1.html

You see, that is not a story about finding cave people, but how about they came to be

Electrocution from fucking a cow heart powered by a battery to simulate a vagina.

it's just white people

Why would you make a claim like that when a quick internet search would've proved otherwise? One of the most famous dehydration cases was a guy who survived 18 days without water when locked in a prison cell and forgotten about, it was major news.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andreas_Mihavecz

Fuck off astroturfing shill nigger, ive seen at least a dozen cave threads other boards

Thank you user, im going to bed now, I'll read it before I go to sleep.

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