This was a shitty stunt to save their worthless dying ceremony awards nobody gives a shit anymore

The possibility of things happening organically and unplanned scares them so they tell themselves everything is a conspiracy so the world has structure

It also makes them victims not responsible for being failures at life, its all Da Jewz or insert idealogically opposing tribe of people here

>yummy yummy me like tappy tasty tappy wottur in my tummy yummy

>*pays multi-billion dollar companies a 300% markup for water with BPA in it*
Yup I'm the smart one, nobody gets anything past me.....

>pay money for water
your brain on tapwater. btw water is free and it doesn't come from the tap

It was real + he was defending his wife, dicknose.

If were married to a loving companion, you'd do the same.

Chris was being a little bitch. Will was a true chad. Simple as.

>Oh wait they became even more famous?

Janet Jackson was a legend before the tit and did nothing after what are you even on about

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>Multimillionaire show is nosediving
>WE NEED TO UP THE RATINGS
>Would you take one real slap with a fake controversy

*chuckles*, well, most people think it's real. But me, I'm something of a rebel, you see

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If Will pulled out a glock and shot Chris in the face, you fuckers would still call it a publicity stunt

Americans get as defensive about their entertainment bullshit like Muslims over caricatures

if it didn't look real and it just looked like a stunt gag then yea

Its gonna get more views than his rewinds

A black man violently assaulting another black man on stage and being applauded for it is the most 2022 thing ever

I thought it was illegal to collect rain water in America.

i drink only tapwater and never believed this for a second

Where the assailant is a certified scientology cuck and the victim made a tame joke about the cuck's fake affliction

cope

It's illegal to not have AIDS in America

Proportionality bias- Extraordinary things must have extraordinary origins. It accounts the majority of conspiracy theories.

I never got this absolutely retarded take. This event will increase the ratings for NEXT YEARS event? Nobody will even fucking remember this next year dumbass

>dumb conspiracies exist
>therefore jews aren't doing anything
classic

It seems many anons are conflicted on whether or not this was a ploy to boost ratings and create hype for the next oscars, but also everyone will forget it tomorrow and it will not affect smith's career or image.