Valiant effort detective

>Valiant effort detective
>However I am remiss to tell you that I simply "do not know"

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Why was Steven not killed by the police and left in the middle of the desert for killing such a beautiful young woman?

STAYVUHN.

What is this referencing if you dont mind me asking? I need more interrogation kino

…interrogation?

i don't know

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I don't know

I don't know

>No more vidja gaems stayvun
>I mean we have a ps4, but you know

>STAYVAN you go more than a week without doing laundry or cleaning your apartment?
w-what a monster haha

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>Thats right Stayvun, it was me, I killed her and framed you. With my black op infiltration skills it was simple to breach the perimeter, get a positive ID on the tango and use my force multiplier to neutralize the threat!

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you can start around 2015, season 10 but all of them are k i n o

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>solar panel engineer
>police rescue diver
>hired by spacex
>avid escape from tarkov enjoyer
>his gf is a hot latina with a thing for knives
>his friend is army vet who gifted him his favorite gun
>loving complete family with older brother and great community
>living in a nice house in paradise on Earth that is Deforest
What a great life this young lad has before him.

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You know what gets me? This dude is facing life in a concrete box with steel toilet and when the cop asks him about the shot, this fucking dumb cunt says "one fluid motion". You fucking retard, you are trying to not get locked away forever.

He was trying to be cool but he was just a beta and likely posted here.

U AINT DUN NO LAWNDRY STAYVUN!?

lean back in your chair, stayvun...
it's coool.....

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perfect life made a man into a faggot
he was shocked by his first major conflict and chimped out

He was supposed to say lawyer please. And if not that, then officer I was afraid for my dear life I could barely lift the gun, the sheer terror completely overwhelmed me. I mean how much of survival instinct do you have my dude? If I was the cop I would have trouble not laughing, alright dude please do tell me more about how you shot him in one fluid motion, I am gonna get a bonus for this, just keep talking.

That's true he was a faggot but plenty of faggots with perfect life won't shoot their parents. They become drug addicts.

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