It's a 'Truman farts so loud it scares the dog' episode

>It's a 'Truman farts so loud it scares the dog' episode.

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>it's a Truman sits at a desk for 9 hours browsing Any Forums at work episode
I hate filler arcs

>it's a Truman gives everyone at work emotional advice and acts wise and happy but actually wants to top himself daily episode

>it’s a truman takes the batteries out of his wife’s vibrator episode

>It's a Truman quit his job and tries to drop out of society but conveniently keeps getting sizable sums of money dumped in his lap just when his bills come due episode

(=_=')

>It's a 'Truman believes that in 2015 with a little planning and foresight Dylan Roof could have murdered literally hundreds of them in the ghetto before law enforcement got involved, but doesn't know what to do with this information' episode.

>it’s a truman forgets to wipe his ass before work and he doesn’t get free bathroom breaks while on the clock episode

>it's a Truman dreams that he clogged the toilet, it overflowed and an unbelievably excessive amount of turds spilled out on the floor, and his entire family had to help him clean it up episode

>It's Truman's masturbation hour to tranny porn.

I love tuning in. Remember that episode when he discovered Albolene?

>It's a Truman finds anti-vax boards on Any Forums and becomes a schizo episode

>episode where Truman gains so much weight he finally gives up on wiping his ass

>Truman fucked up his sleep schedule again

>it's a Truman flirts with the cute girl at work and thinks she's giving him the eyes then finds out she's a lesbian episode
This season is getting harder to sit through

>It's a Truman still gets outshined by new colleagues at his job after working there for 3 years episode
You'd really think Truman would at least retain more information and be good by now but I guess not

>information
Trumans daydreams are not information

>It's a Truman uses a bathmate and cock ring and edges for 2 hours to porn music videos episode

>Truman starts to have really bad death anxiety for the first time in his life

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>It's a Truman jacks off to porn and cums in 30 seconds again

>It's a 'Truman wonders what his neighbors and work acquaintances would say about him if he were falsely accused of a terrible crime, the news coverage of which goes world wide within 72 hours' episode.

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You guys remember that time Truman bought a Doll and put it in a glass jarr? Whatever happened to that? It was never brought up again.
Fuck, this show has so many dropped plotlines, it's nearly impossible to tell what they were going for.
Like the time he hung a cork-chart on his wall, and hung a bunch of news articles on it. Or when he signed up to a findom.
It's almost like whenever something really interesting starts happening, he just forgets the whole ordeal

>it's a Truman learns his favorite pornstar killed herself several years ago, episode

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>it's a truman follows a girls onlyfans and only jacks off to her content for weeks and enjoys chatting with her and having actual conversations and then feels immense guilt when he jacks off to another girl episode
Why is Truman such a bitch?

>it's a "Truman starts banging one of his coworkers and gets in way over his head" episodes

>it's a Truman's back on the nightshift rotation story arc
getting really sick of these. the afternoon shift episodes are the most comfy.

>it's a "Truman starts worrying that when he dies his body will go undiscovered for weeks because he has no friends or family to care about him" episode

Pretty depressing desu

>it's a Truman just randomly says nigger episode

>it's a truman edges for 5 hours straight and his prostate feels like it's being crushed (not in the good way)