>character lights up a cigarette
>takes one drag and stamps it out
Character lights up a cigarette
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>Character has a heart attack
>Swallows a handful of pills
>Instantly feels better
>character tries lighting cigarette
>won't fucking catch
>suddenly end ignites
>accidentally inhales massive amount of smoke
>spits cigarette out reflexively and it falls into a puddle
>it was his last cigarette
I hate when this happens
>character doesn't blow smoke into his own eyes while chatting up a woman outside a bar
>character pulls out a cigarette
>realizes that doesn't have a lighter
>throws cigarette away in anger
this technique is proven to beat cancer
I'm so poor I sometimes smoke half finished butts I find
I worked with a guy who used to do this. He'd say "one mans trash is another mans treasure" and offer me half smoked butts
Imagine how many dicks this guy has tasted second hand.
Who is throwing away half smoked cigs? Ive never once thrown away a cig that had even 1 puff left, and I must've smoked 1000s by now.
when we were kids and didn't have any cigarettes, we asked our smoker friends for the ending when they were finished. and we could call them fucking jews if they weren't generous.
when i was a kid there was a shop that would just straight up sell cigs to any kid that walked in
this was only 8 years ago too
stopped smoking when I turned 18
when I was a kid you could go down to the liquor store with a note from your parents telling the clerk you got sent down to pick some up for them
>I'm crying because you are so beautiful
My dad used to let me sip the foam of beers with him.
my dad had a milk jug filled with jim beam and he didn't like to share
soul
>character takes a "drag" of a cigarette
>mouth-sized poof of smoke as they loudly exhale
Just eat it.
>Character is an insufferable frogposting kike
Why a milk jug. Why not just keep it in the bottle?
>doesn't drink things that aren't milk out of a milk jug
how can you even call yourself a man? this is universal.
>Character taking a shit
>Stops midway and pulls up pants
>Doesn't wipe
>Doesn't wash hands
>character needs a punching bag
>the punching bag is casted as an indian
>characters buys pack of cigs
>doesn't tap the pack before opening it
You don't have to do this anymore
>character smokes hand rolling tobacco
>pre-rolls a bunch of cigarettes before going out