Why didn't he have sex with Simba's mom? If I were a usurper king the first thing I would do is start cranking out offspring
Why didn't he have sex with Simba's mom...
He thought girls were icky.
He got used to hyena pussy.
They aren't?
thats what lions do,but i guess that would have been too strong for disney.
>Why didn't he have sex with Simba's mom?
He was fucking Zira. AND Simba's mom. AND Nala's mom.
simba's mom would have wrecked him if he had tried. lionesses are feral and wild.
If the only woman you were around constantly was Whoopi Goldberg you’d turn gay too
He didn't want Mufasa's sloppy seconds
>Why didn't he have sex with Simba
Stopped reading there.
He was an LGBTQI+ lion
Did the blu ray version of this movie fix the bullshit with the scenes they "lost" and had to reanimate?
like in "I just cant wait to be king"?
>Americans confusing English with gay again
You mean the crocodiles?
If he does try to have sex with her, she kills him and the pride dies out.
If he doesn't, the pride also dies out.
Might as well just kill him then and reign as the Lion Queen for as long as you can
What? He was gay.
They were a gay couple, right?
yes
and a few other things
Was Zazu gay too?
You mean BIG HYENA CLIT?
>constantly fart from the anal sex
checks out
Rifiki was definitely gay, the pedo kind.
Every animal in this movie is gay, stop asking