Oh shit so it was staged

Fauci is Mengele though

This is literally just a headline from some random site, are you like 55 or something?

>cite your source
>NOOO NO THAT SOURCE!
pathetic

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You're going to be dead in less than a year, clot shotter.

who are you quoting?

>TWO
>WEEKS

The experts, whom I trust. We're all in this together.

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t. increasingly nervous jab taker
vax for the win, right bro?

Implying I want to live

BEEP.
BEEP.
BEEP.
(ARGH)
BEEP.
BOOP.
BEEP.
BOOP.
(AHOY MATEY)
BEEP.
BEEP.
(FOR THAT YOU'LL WALK THE PLANK!)

that's what she gets for wearing Any Forums logo t-shirt, chudvaxxers get what they deserve

Imagine actually eating this shit up. They're puppets ready to be disposed with at will. It just so happens that the vaccine will strike when they're in a middle of a televised or filmed event and this is no different. Fuck their fearmongering bullshit.

THE KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA,
IS THE PIZZA,
FOR YOU AND ME!
THE KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA,
IS THE PIZZA,
FREE DELIVER-Y,
THE KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA,
IS THE PIZZA,
VERY TA-ASTY. (WHOO!)

KRUSTY-KRA-A-AA-YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YEAH-YEAH-YA-YAHHH-YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-YEAH-YAAAAAAAAA PIZZA!
IS THE PIZZA, YEAH, FOR YOU AND...

MEEEEEEEE-HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

She had thyroid issues, which she had been taking medication for. Fake and gay

>you're going to die two weeks after the shot
>you're going to die in two months after the shot
>you're going to die in six months after the shot
>you're going to die in a year after the shot
YOU ARE HERE
>you're going to die in two years after the shot
>you're going to die in ten years after the shot
>you're going to die in a hundred years after the shot

>heh so people never got heart attacks before the covid shots?
>NOOOOOO 90 YEARS OLDS JUST DON'T DIE FROM FLU LIKE THAT QUICK SHUT THE PLANET DOWN AND FORCE MEDICATE EVERYONE NOOOOOOOOW

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The Drug Theory

This theory states that five of the characters are each addicted to a different drug. There are several versions of this theory, popularized after a parody called "SpongeBong HempPants" was created.

SpongeBob: Shrooms. SpongeBob has a wild imagination, similar to the mindset of someone tripping on shrooms. He can go from extreme happiness (good trip) to complete despair and fear (bad trip). He is also usually very happy as shrooms create euphoria.
Mr. Krabs and Mrs. Puff: Medical cocaine. According to the this site, cocaine users can be irritable and paranoid. Mr. Krabs is very irritable when it comes to his riches and also paranoid about his formula being stolen. Mrs. Puff is irritable when she has to deal with SpongeBob and has almost PTSD-like bursts of paranoia about crashing a boat. Both of them are also very intense.
Squidward: Medical heroin. According to the same site linked above, heroin abusers have many behavioral tendencies matching Squidward's traits. These include lying and other deceptive behaviors, bad performance in jobs, and avoided eye contact. Also, he is constantly moody and upset.
Patrick: Medical marijuana. Patrick is usually laid-back, relaxed, and has a relatively positive outlook on life. He also eats a lot, as medical marijuana users experience a phenomenon known as "the munchies" after smoking it.

This theory also states that Sandy is against the others. As most viewers know, Sandy can get very annoyed when SpongeBob and Patrick visit her...because they are hyped up on drugs.

>dies 9 months later in here 50s
>omg it was the vax
how stupid are you people? kek

>live in supposed patriarchy
>female balding is cured before male balding
Ffs this is a joke

Baldbros...is it finally time?

>She shaved her head because of the bald spots.

i dont see a single part of her fucking head that doesnt have stubble, her eyebrows are also fully intact

i dont think the slap shit was fake, that was cuckoldry rage, but if you believe this sheboon really has a balding disease you are retarded

male balding has been fixed for like two decades user, most men just don't want to become impotent and start cruising cialis to cure it

Just two more doses bros honest then it's back to normal!

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Although the theory was debunked by SpongeBob's voice actor (Tom Kenny) in this HuffPost interview, some fans believe that SpongeBob's friends represent the Seven Deadly Sins. There is some debate, but the best fits for each sin are as follows:

Pride: Sandy. Pride is a deep satisfaction derived from one's own achievements. Sandy is deeply proud of her home country, her athletic abilities, and her career as a scientist.
Greed: Mr. Krabs. Greed is the selfish desire for something, especially wealth or power. Krabs fits this sin perfectly, since he is obsessed with collecting money just so he can have riches for himself.
Lust: Pearl. Lust is intense sexual desire. Pearl is depicted as boy-crazy and obsessed with male fish stars.
Envy: Plankton. Envy is an insatiable desire. Plankton is deeply envious of the success that his rival Mr. Krabs has achieved.
Gluttony: Mrs. Puff. Gluttony is the overindulgence of food. Mrs. Puff is shown to adore food, from chocolate cake to pasta, and is fat.
Wrath: Squidward. Wrath is uncontrolled feelings of anger and hatred. Squidward hates his life, his job, his neighbors, and practically everything else about Bikini Bottom.
Sloth: Patrick. Sloth is excessive laziness. Patrick is ridiculously lazy; he is unemployed, lives under a rock, and sleeps a lot.

It has been suggested that Patrick or Gary could also fit gluttony, since Patrick also loves eating a lot of food. Gary's food bowl is commonly seen, and the episode "Have You Seen This Snail?" features him running away after not being fed, but he is not fat like Mrs. Puff or Patrick. Also, his appetite is perfectly normal for a snail. Some fans think SpongeBob could fit lust since he is so loving, but he has been confirmed by Nickelodeon to represent positivity and optimism (opposites of sin), making it unlikely that he represents one of the seven sins. Additionally, his love for the world is genuine, not sexual.

Gotta hand it to Pfizer at this point. Their marketing is absolutely next level.

Slowing down the recession and having no actual or relevant new growth is not curing male baldness you Mook.

Wow dude it's almost like sorta comparable to a flu shot bro

>suspected heart attack
FOX….

Did you know that SCIENCE is so objective that the CDC consults random politically motivated worker unions to determine what it means?

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fanfiction.net/s/14059265/1/Patrick-s-Spongy-Valentine

The Krusty Krab is celebrating Valentine's Day and Patrick Star wants to participate in the event for some love and bum-tearing adventure. But first, he must choose a partner. Who could it be? (It's in the title).

fanfiction.net/s/13801291/1/SpongeBob-Miles-Adventures

Miles is a new fish in town and decides to make him a new life in Bikini bottom a crazy filled town with a lot of different beings, there he will make new friends and perhaps even more. Spongebob ain't the only main character now boy! (Inspired by AdventureKing2017 story: My Absorbent Slave)

fanfiction.net/s/12051188/1/My-Absorbent-Slave

It was just another day like all the others, Pearl was doing her jogging around Bikini Bottom, she was sweaty and tired and when she sees Spongebob being his average annoying happy persona...a wicked idea pops into her mind.

>9 months between the vax and her heart attack
You people really will believe any old retarded bullshit as long as it confirms your narrative holy shit

take your meds

the fact that Jada doesn't really have alopecia (spraying your hair with chemicals until it thins out is not an autoimmune disorder) would fit with Pfizer's MO

Oh cool I don't get that either and still haven't died but it will be any day now I'm sure.

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fanfiction.net/s/13314866/1/Squidward-s-Clarinet

Spongebob gets fed up without Patrick's vulgar behavior, so he decides to hang out with Squidward for the day...only to be surprised by what happens.

fanfiction.net/s/13660617/1/Filthy-Billow

SpongeBob wakes up chock full of... SPERM! Each year for a week he experiences the agonizing and humiliating effects of mating season on his body. It seems no matter what he tries, he can't escape the torment. But there's one way out he's had yet to try...

fanfiction.net/s/13691464/1/A-Spongy-Wood

Have you ever wanted to see a crab hammering on a squid while hammering on a Sponge in National Geographic? Say no more, just make sure to have some Holy Water nearby from your local Catholic Church before reading this abomination.

fanfiction.net/s/14011932/1/A-bump-in-the-night

Spongebob is asked to buy a album by Mr. Krabs for his daughter but instead runs into a serial killer. Rated M for Character death, language and gore

>Wayne Dupree
Literal who site. But nice bait

>NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST ASK PEOPLE WHO WORK IN SCHOOLS TO DECIDE WHEN SCHOOLS SHOULD REOPEN NOOOOOOOOO THE ILLUMINATI ARE HERE

how is that anything like a flu shot?

this is what Floyd fought for
this is what pootin fears

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lmao