Finally saw this movie

Finally saw this movie.
It was fine until the first sex scene, that would have NEVER happened.
Ennis would have attacked Jack, either verbally or physically when Jack tried putting Ennis' arm around him.
He would not have gone straight to anal, what the fuck

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imagine the fucking smell in that tent of open disgusting vile gaping reeking male asshole. Rancid manhole stench

>this is a bathtub
It's porn. It's not supposed to make perfect sense who cares.

It was Hollywood's attempt to normalise omos. Damn omos

You're assuming that Ennis didn't already subconsciously want to fuck Jack. Anyway the most unrealistic part was that he managed to get his schlong in that easily with only a little bit of spit.

>Ennis subconsciously wanted to
Not sure we saw the same movie.
They swapped shifts and were barely together, barely got to know each other.
Nothing he said or did made it clear he was attracted to him in any way.
Not only that, but they still had 6+ months of work to do, why would Jack risk violence or other reprisal
baby boomers are the most violent and bigoted people to walk the earth

do americans really

This, plus Ennis was a complete autist. This movie unironically makes homosexuality look gross and unappealing.

The first sex scene was uncomfortable but it was supposed to be for straight audiences. All the other gay shit after that just looked really nice and comfy

>He didn't sense the sexual tension when they met in the foreman's office at the beginning

The theme was so fucking cheesy. It was also an earworm.

>0 prep
>drunk
>only had beans to eat that whole week
There would have been diarrhea everywhere.
Good movie though, every film sacrifices realism here and there for a better story

Jack was certainly interested in him, I can concede that, but Ennis kept to himself and only regarded him at all after they had both landed the job, and that was just to make introductions and shake his hand

>tfw you realize men are more romantic then women
I mean honestly, do we really need them for anything anymore? Take the bro pill. Sure it might taste like shit, but that's the case with any good medicine, that means it's working.

Fuck off, faggot.
Your disgusting lifestyle will never be accepted, people are INSTINCTIVELY repulsed by men being intimate with each other.

>He isn't able to appreciate good romance because it's between two men

I will agree that from an outward perspective, it looks, well, kinda icky. But this movie felt like a real love story. I don't want to think about 'dick goes in pooper' at such moments.

why are you replying to a Any Forumsfriend

Bruh being gay is immoral.

It is grotesque, nothing romantic about it.
The very act of two men kissing inspires the same reaction that one gets when watching maggots devour rotten meat, that was proven scientifically.

I bet you watch lesbian porn.

I thought it was a western

dudes rock

>what the fuck
It was written by a fag so no wonder they made the characters act like fags too. A real cowboy would never fuck another man

Doesn't matter if it looks grotesque to an observer, what matters is what it feels like to the participant. Not everything has to look like a painting. Life is grotesque, we're all bags of meat filled with shit and blood and puss. You can only escape this prison of flesh through your mind, which is what art does.

Being gay is a mental illness.

>The theme was so fucking cheesy
Nigga, how can you not love that theme?

Ledger was like 24 when he filmed this movie. Hadn't he died, he would have been reminded as one of the greatest actors of all time.
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