How many seconds do you do?

How many seconds do you do?

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I bring my own popcorn. I'll usually still buy a theater pickle thought just cause its fresher.

I don't count the seconds I spread the butter until I'm satisfied my Autism

Do Americans really have fountains of free butter?

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it's not even butter

no, it's popcorn topping.
yeah no shit, most popcorn you get from anywhere lacks butter

Can I be your theater pickle?

I fill a soda cup then dip on it. Whatever left I drink it.

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Can you for like five fucking seconds cool it with the hate towards America like goodness gracious and stay on topic for this board? geez, Jesus Mary and Joseph!!!!

haven't been to a theater in years and when I went I brought outside food

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I don't want sticky fingers

>Europeans still live in villages and have never even seen a free butter fountain
Must be like stepping inside a time machine taking a plane across the pond.

it's butter flavored oil

No I just said I buy my pickle at the concession stand.

I sneak in an empty 1 liter bottle and fill it up, inflation hurts bros funny judge me

seconds?

Until the bag is full, never counted. Do you time how long it takes to fill up your car?

I can't believe it

What the fuck is a theatre pickle thought?

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