>“Michael sometimes ran around where the animals were, and he’d track ... poop throughout the house and think nothing of it,” Maid No.1 recalled. “Then, if you said something, he’d threaten to make doo-doo snowballs and throw it at you.”
>“He literally peed on the floor of the entryway, right where you saw Oprah walk in. It was surreal. He just stood there, unzipped his trousers and watered the floor,” Maid No. 2 said.
>He also kept a dartboard in the foyer of his bedroom with pictures of DreamWorks founders Steven Spielberg, David Geffen and Jeffrey Katzenberg — who he believed had stolen his idea for the studio and even its boy-on-the-moon logo. >“Any of the children he played with who hit the bull’s-eye would get extra ice cream or anything else they wanted,” said Maid No. 3, who worked from 1996 to 1999. “He hated those guys with a passion. He was surprisingly very anti-Semitic. He’d lead some of the kids in chants: ‘Kill the bastards,’ and ‘Kill the bloodsuckers.’” Jacko would wish Spielberg into “Jew hell,” the maid said.
>>“Michael sometimes ran around where the animals were, and he’d track ... poop throughout the house and think nothing of it,” Janny No.1 recalled. “Then, if you said something, he’d threaten to make doo-doo snowballs and throw it at you.” know your place
Christian Cox
INCREDIBLE
Gavin Collins
kikes think up the most fucking retarded lies >drump piss the bed!!! >jacko throw poopoo!!!! >hitler made machines that jack you off to death!!! fucking hell
Jaxon Wright
Sounds like maid no.1 should have done less talky and more scrubby
Connor Price
>CLEAN IT UP JANNIES >FUCK KIKES truly one of us
Levi Collins
irrefutably based
Nicholas Roberts
He would also masturbate into a hole in the wall, where his ejaculate would flow into the water reservoir feeding the bathrooms and appliances.
James Reyes
>Janny, are you okay? >So, Janny, are you okay? Are you okay, Janny?
>She also related that Michael had a rollercoaster which would drop jewish record executives onto an electric plate which would shock them to death and then another shock would reduce the bodies to ashes in nanoseconds. A third, most powerful shock based on nazi technology would then solidify the ashes into microdiamonds which he would use as glitter at performances BASED AS FUCK
Liam Reyes
>He was surprisingly very anti-Semitic. He’d lead some of the kids in chants: ‘Kill the bastards,’ and ‘Kill the bloodsuckers.’” Jacko would wish Spielberg into “Jew hell,” the maid said. Truly a King.
This... this is impossible! It can't possibly be true!
Austin Peterson
When society sucks you return to monke
Did nothing wrong Deserve those kids /thread
David Perez
SHAMONE
Joshua Reed
Michael sure had a thing for doo doo feces
Daniel Bennett
>redpilling kids before Any Forums even existed Mighty Mike
Owen Stewart
Fucking based he was too good for this earth
Camden Brown
This definitely doesn’t sound like something a bunch of abuelita swiffer pushers would make up to cash in on post mortem shock articles. But if they aren’t lying Mike was the most based man alive.
