Robert Pattinson is among us
Robert Pattinson is among us
Le sparkly vampire man
He says he generally lurks film “forums” and sometimes comments push him over the edge and he has to respond
Robert if you're reading this, make another kino with Dafoe. Thanks
Do you think he’s a Baneposter or a Sneedposter?
Definitely Sneedposter and giggles every time he posts
after seeing press interviews with the cast, i'm 90% sure both R Pats and Classic Paul Dano are on Any Forums
Sus
Hi Robert. You're my role model, how do I get beautiful chocolate pussy? God bless
Based
look like a gigachad and the pussy comes to you
>gigachad
Not a gigachad but I'm good looking, blue eyes and strong jawline.
>pussy comes to you
It does, but I don't how to accept it I'm too awkward/autistic. Bestow me your chadvice.
Please, just please leave me alone...
is robert, dare i say it, /ourguy/?
go back to twitter you freak
that jawline truly mogs almost everyone
>another
You shills are getting way too cocky.
Okay grandpa, that is not why anybody is talking about him now. It's like associating Seth Jewgen with Freaks & Geeks or Ice-T with the song Colors.
t. fellow grandpa
Rob explain this
I hope Jonah Fats Hill sees all of the sandwich edits and french burn memes.
When I was younger I used to think he was a fagg, but now I see he has become based
Pattinson's physique in The Batman was courtesy of unironically taking advice from Any Forums
>beautiful
>chocolate'
You didn't even post an attractive ape, you posted one with an Asian boys body and all of the worst parts of being j&wy and black.
He always hated Twilight.
Hey Rob, what does Kristen Stewart smell like?
He wouldn’t know because their entire “relationship” was faked for the cameras just to promote Twilight.
>muh shills!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You can suck my cock little bitch boy.
no im not