/brit/

Post your waifu.

For me It's angie varona !
instagram.com/p/CeOuWFbgyr7/

told the gf I'm a squirter
she rolled her eyes and said ok good to know

female flatmate has booked a hotel room in the city we live in for herself to 'get away for a day'

whats she really doing lads? shagging?

guarantee I’d batter any one of you

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anyone wants a fight come down Woolwich tonight and meet me

youtu.be/n-ey1g0fyxQ?t=9
Any Traumatik lads itt

She’s taking a break from the autistic retard she lives with

100%

guarantee all of us combined would batter you

been boxing for years my lad
you wouldn't stand a chance against my 11 stone frame

Any ginger lass for me.

Obviously lol

nigger

on a quest to find britains pengest munch

gonna replay Halo MCC for the 100th time

Gonna travel back in time just so I can shit myself in woolworths

seeking refuge from the fumigators she has hired to enter your room and spray you and your belongings down with anti smell spray

need a sciencey gf

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I’m 2 stone heavier than you. Good luck “boxing” me when I just grapple and slam you

*surreptitiously googles 11 stone in kg*

You're a woman aren't you

your search has ended because I have it right here...
*pulls out willy & stuffs it in between your pouty lips*

need to lick all your bellends

mad how they're still making halo games
was good 15 years ago should've just moved on
same as gears of war

Awful thread thus far.

some random (You) won't impress me

Make England French again!

you think those are bad

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mate I hit a lot harder than most lads at 15 stone
I've knocked people out with a single punch before, really doubt your imaginary played out grappling scene will stand up to reality

Can't nogs behave just for one fucking day?

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englands never been french

hire a private eye to tag along with her and see what shes up to

The Toll of Toil

yes of course you do

what is the argument against this?

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>Can't nogs behave
no

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last one i played proeprly was black ops 2

played warzone for a while but every time they updated it the game ran worse and i can't play it on my pc anymore

i weigh 18 rocks and six pebbles do NOT fuck with me

have never liked anything Amy Winehouse or Mark Ronson did

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holy fucking peng

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nahhh how are people still playing call of duty lmao

toiltoilberg on the morrowtoilberg

disregard it because literally no one cares about incels?
they'd be useless anyway, how could they "support" the country with no life skills, or skills at all

Told friends I was leaving the house but really just started running a bath

forgot about that lil nigga
for a while he eclipsed even the likes of reviewbrah in popularity but then everyone just lost interest

I'll be in Plato's goon cave if anyone needs me

I’ve just arrived at Binley mega chippy with my mates and this is what I see lmaoZ all the way here to wait in a fucking queue

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steak + 6 eggs and a litre of raw milk down the hatch

my racism... its growing weaker...

omg thats such a le british thing to do we are so quirky xD

been importing language from brit into the group chat with great success. all the lads are saying peng, grim, leng, lush, corr etc.

should make an anonymous bomb threat, that'll clear the place out 4 you

Sounds very unnecessary, your body will be able to actually digest about 40g of the 150g of protein you’ve consumed max

Need to sniff Emma Watson’s farts lads.

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Thoughts? Opinions?

I could fix her

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*borat voice*
very nice

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Complete meme + I don’t eat carbs so I do it for fat content

love how much this place makes autists seethe for no good reason really reminds me i share this site with some genuine genuine freaks

I hate zoomers so fucking much lads

eating poo

iconoclastic

I’ve just arrived at Binley mega chippy with my mates and this is what I see lmaoZ all the way here to wait in a fucking queue

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here, take this to top it up

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...yh?

grew up 5 mins away from binley mega chippy, it was always a grim place, don't understand this one bit desu

hate flixbus, they designed their seats for sub 180cm midget freaks

youtube.com/watch?v=0uwxlpik9FI

why are south slavs so tall compared to vanilla slavs? you niggas rival even the dutch

she's lusting for lads over 180 cm

Thereafter

Hitherto

Altogether

Insofar as

do those doors not automatically lock?
bit of a weird design

>In late January 1979, Brenda Spencer killed two adults and injured eight children and one adult because of her hate for Mondays. She started her killing spree to ‘liven up the day.’

>Spencer barricaded herself in her house for hours before an offer for a Burger King meal from negotiators convinced her to surrender.

mental how quickly the empty beer bottles pile up after a few days on the piss

getting the potato scallop and a portion of chips will let you know what it’s like lads

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mad how most people think weed is medicinal

weird how alcohol in fallout temporarily raises your strength, anyone who's ever been to the gym drunk knows that's bullshit. the charisma boost is realistic though

don't know