Denny's Hobbit menu

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How does it stack up against the Fantastic Four menu?

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How does it compare to the Shrek 2 platter at IHOP?

>Invisible Woman Slam
>is visible to the human eye

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i wish we had dennys in the uk :(

for me, it's either the Blaster Fire Burger or the Two Moons Skillet.

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I wish we had Nando's in the US

you wouldn't handle it

But i want to dammit

> Co-Reactor Pancake Breakfast
do americans really ?

Why the fuck would anyone eat at Dennys when Waffle House is cheaper and tastes leagues better?

>invisible woman slam
lmao they did that on purpose

we never got a dennys in my town :/

Incredibly overrated

>two moons skillet
im so hungry but im sick and keep throwing food up fuckkkkk

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soon user

I'm something of a Gandalf's Gobble Melt man myself.

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I eat hobbit holes for breakfast

Back when Shrek 2 came out, IHOP was the clearly superior eatery. But Denny's has come to surpass it in recent years.
Or maybe it's just that I'm not a drunken degenerate kid anymore and don't only go there at 3AM now.

I don't live in place trashy enough to have a Waffle House

Because that's not what it looks like on the outside. On the outside, Waffle House looks like a place you'd go to buy heroin or get knifed to death by a fat black hooker.

I had that yesterday, seems to be going around up here in the Northeastern US.

>7.50 for a shitty plate
>buy the ingredients yourself and make it for 10x cheaper.
Capitalism is just fucking stupid.

Hobbit pleasure girls.

I miss when IHOP, Dennys, Waffle House were actually decent.

I don't know if you guys have gone lately but post covid these places have gotten completely fucked.

They're no longer truly open 24/7, dine in is often closed, service quality has dropped to nothing.

They just can't keep competent workers in a post-covid world..

For me? Its the good ol fashion grand slam!

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I went to three different Denny's and all gave me violent diarrhea

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Why? Its overpriced and the food is shit

>American food

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I live west of the mississippi. Have never once seen a waffle house in my entire life.

Most people couldn't make this on their own, nor do they have a seasoned griddle to enhance the experience.
I don't even care what shitty country you're from because I'm an American and I don't have to give a shit about lesser peoples.

They've alwys been staffed by illegal mexicans

There's one at Arundel mills. Near Baltimore/DC.

Only the woman that comes with the meal is invisible, the meal is not.

no i just want somewhere decent to eat breakfast

They must be running short on illegal Mexicans or even pay them too little. I've seen this issue at all of my local fast food places though, they're already struggling to maintain hours and keep workers.

Dennys isnt decent

So do it faget
You wont

I like it. It's a nice place to go with my brother and all my nephews.

>crystal crunch rocks