"The Northman" performing poorly with test audiences

>Out of a hundred, the movie was scoring in the mid-sixties; the studio wanted more like seventy-five. “Some audience member wrote, ‘You need to have a master’s degree in Viking history to understand, like, anything in this movie,’ ” Eggers said. “Like, ahhh, fuck.”

>"Everyone is kind of, like, ‘If this isn’t “Gladiator” or “Braveheart,” we’re fucked.’ And the thing is: it isn’t,” Eggers said. “It has aspects of that, for sure. But my best intention of doing ‘Gladiator’ or ‘Braveheart’ is still...” He let the sentence hang. “Weirder.”
newyorker.com/magazine/2022/04/04/robert-eggerss-historical-visions-go-mainstream

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Eggers only makes kino who cares about critics

Normies on YouTube are commenting how "badass!!!" the trailer is, that's a very bad sign. His other two movies are among the best of the century so far though, so it can't be too bad

Test audiences are full of mouth breathing retarded mutts. If they can't understand something that means it's probably actually good.

So, Eggers made another pleb filter?

That doesn't explain anything.

>a group of retards don't like it
OH NO!

>snownig shit sucks
Color me surprised

Fuck off it's going to be kino. Plus isn't there a thread about this already?

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>‘You need to have a master’s degree in Viking history to understand, like, anything in this movie,’
Something tells me test screening was in... United States right? XD

Holy fucking based, are marketing firms smart enough to know this will actually get people excited for this? Is it purposeful?

The Witch has a 59% audience score on RT. I'd be very surprised if normies like this one, which is bad news considering that it costs 90 mil.

I'm quite well versed in Norse mythology and history, and the vikings are my ancestors. This movie is for me, fuck the normies and niggers.

>the vikings are my ancestors

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>The Witch has a 59% audience score on RT
If there ever was a reason never to trust that stupid fucking website

>‘You need to have a master’s degree in Viking history to understand, like, anything in this movie
I hate npcs so much.
I bet i'll get every aspect of the movie and my whole knowledge of vikings comes from Videogames and Amon Amarth.

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Holy Reddit

That actually sounds good, hope they don't make it shit to appeal to mongoloids.

Agreed; The Last Jedi is at 42%, and that movie is incredible.

So it will be the same case as the green knight

So it's a pleb filter?

Minus the woke shit.

You will always be brown ;D

But the Green Knight was actually good

>59%
Unbelievable. No matter how retarded you think you are, always remember these people who think if they don't like something it's bad. Even if you somehow don't like the witch a normal person should be able to tell that's it's very well crafted

i wanna fugg the ayylmao

based

>kino filters normies
Imagine my shock

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guys, we have to give Eggers our energy in order for him not to cave to normos and stupid execs and dumb down his movie
IF YOU CAN HEAR ME, ROBERT, DON'T COMPROMISE YOUR VISION, I WILL BE THERE OPENING DAY

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Excellent bait

You will always be Asian XD

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If you read the article he was talking about the very first test screenings they did in Texas

Eggers is quickly becoming a favourite of mine if he can filter critics again

ITT: people falling for very obvious marketing and having the gall to call others sheep.

That was the very first screening, the movie has been edited since then

>You need to have a master’s degree in Viking history to understand, like, anything in this movie,
Sounds fucking kino, more directors should avoid bowing to retarded, lowest common denominator normies.

What's the score for The Lighthouse?

Big if true. Just opens up the chances of Jesus being White.

this is the ONLY film im looking forward to

since the guy made the witch and the lighthouse i thinks its fair to say the expectations are high
also if its just your run-of-the-mill revenge your dad story set in 700 AD its actually pretty boring

72%

I have this and like 3 others
Is Avatar 2 coming in 2022? If it is then 4 others

>Texas
The only place in the US where people are stupider is Florida, so no surprise there.

Turk=central asian, not Anatolian

This is hilarious. He is SO insecure that he made a braindead capeshit movie that hes coming out in the press saying, its art guys! Eggers is manbaby trash and so is his little reddit fanbase that floods Any Forums

If Björk isn't in it for at least 90% of the movie I'm gonna shit on it for weeks on here

I'm the one who created the Big Guy and Sneed meme, so believe me I know what I'm doing

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>first test screenings they did in Texas
a bunch of soi redditors or Hispanics didn’t like it. Eggers will be fine.

>we jumped on the Viking meme bandwagon 3 years too late
>why does our movie suck

>another “everything is fake” Chud

Why is this semen demon?

the green night is just beautiful but the plot/story is not really engaging at all, atleast for me
but i agree uncut gems and the witch are fantastic kinos

Normie's hating it is an encouraging sign. The test audiences were probably made there weren't enough quips and niggers.

honestly this sounds really promising. test audiences are full of retards and fags.

>Is Avatar 2 coming in 2022?
Yeah, december.

How do I get kino hair/beard like Eggers? Fades look weird on my head shape.