Tfw i had a secret agent phase in high school

>tfw i had a secret agent phase in high school
what embarrassing things did you do in school in your cunt?

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What did your secret agent phase involve lmao

>secret agent phase
What the hell does that mean?

hiding in the girls toilets and listening to them poo

Euphemism for date rape I’m assuming

How the fuck was it embarrassing you dumb cunt?
If you were a secret agent why did you let anyone know?
Fuck's sake, you're the type of nigga to infiltrate a catgirl village and then spill the beans after the first blowjob...

I ate paper and erasing gum and violently scribbled nonsense on my books to appear disturbed just so that my classmates would stop hanging out with me.

Funny thing that, I had nervous breakdowns (during class) for the opposite reason, didn't work at all.

>would wear opaque sunglasses constantly. even inside during the winter
>would carry my things around in a black briefcase. when people asked about it i told them "you wouldnt understand" or something like that
>would slip secret agent lingo into sentences
>would always sit alone at lunch so i couldnt be blackmailed
>would ask to be excused from class occasionally because I "need to take this call" I would actually just sit in the bathroom for a few minutes
Yes I have aspergers, but the worst part is i dont think anyone knew

>>would carry my things around in a black briefcase
A lot of autismos did this, it's actually pretty standard for them. Same with the sitting alone bit.

>would always sit alone at lunch so i couldnt be blackmailed
I did this too minus the blackmail part

why didnt u like ur classmates?

God I did this do

lmao, thats qiuet funny user wish I knew you in school cuz you seem like a fun guy to hang out with.

>i dont think anyone knew
They knew, but just went with it. It's easier.

Are you living cartoon character?

Hope things have gotten better for you Viet user. :(

i am a furry and it really started in first grade when
i imagined i was friends with a family of wolves who owned an RV and pretended that we went camping everywhere and I had a dream that this character sat on my bed and left a wet stain where he sat. I also had my hands talk to each other like some silly comedy duo and I was obsessed with watching Disney's Robin Hood and Swat Kats. Also was (and still am) obsessed with Splash Mountain at Disneyland.

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I went through a very brief phase of emo/alt junior year
I am also not proud that I became zfg careless afterwards

> I also had my hands talk to each other like some silly comedy duo
holy shit me too kek

LAN sessions of Descent 2 at lunch

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