who is your countries family tree?
Who is your countries family tree?
Luis King
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Aiden Walker
England is like the father of 3/4 of the word but for france and england id say we are brother while rome and normandy are the parents
Jacob Nelson
Noah Morris
ur uncle is part of your dad?
Xavier Reyes
france is like US's step mother
aussieland and kiwiland are the result of british fetal alchoh syndrome and are half brothers to US and Canada
South Africa is what if britishers and dutchoids both raped an african girls and somehow their sperm combined to create an abomination
Michael Barnes
This, op is retard
Jeremiah Kelly
We don't have a family tree because we're not new world mutt scum and have actual history of our own
Grayson Hughes
>We don't have a family tree because we didn't conquer and colonise the world like you
Jeremiah Wright
okay sorry here
Noah Gomez
you could improve this by saying that england had an affair with germany to make the USA, but your image is still very good.
Hudson Ramirez
True. originally I had france as step-mom so we could be full brothers, but I erased it.
Jackson Anderson
lol no. germany was way after
Landon Scott
yeah but it would reflect the current makeup of white americans.
you are right though. germany had nothing to do with the origins of the country.
Jace Smith
Cooper Lewis
more like
Robert Walker
hot.........
Luis Russell
my image is more about the foundations of the country rather than race. Although a lot of old stock canadians are of french, british and irish blood (and also some indigenous blood)
Kayden Jones
me: Germany
mom: Roman Empire
dad: Barbarian tribes
evil sister: Austria
weird cousin: Switzerland
weird cousins little brother: Liechtenstein
cousin who had a stroke: Netherlands
Andrew Rivera
Untainted Finno-Ugric for millenia besides some Swedish minor nobility in the last few centuries. Say no to miscegenation
Brandon Walker
>Adoptive dad who beats us
Sweden
>Adoptive mom who hates us
Russia
>The long lost brother
Estonia
Lucas Collins
>Germany
>Mom
>Roman Empire
Fuck off kraut. You are no roman, never was, never will be.
Jeremiah Parker
it would be interesting if quebec gained independence. canada would be pretty much the same as australia or new zealand.
im canadian myself and im half norwegian half british. where i grew up (british columbia) there are basically no french people, so it would be a pretty easy transition.
Thomas Rogers
All of you are femoid scum and need to get off my board NOW
england is NOT your dad, take your meds
John Martinez
Grandmother: san
Father: holland
Mother: khoikhois
Stepfather: britain
Stepmother: zulu
Brothers: zim, botswana, mozambique, lesotho, eswatini
Cousins: aus, canada, nz, caribbean
Kids: namibia
Best friemds: brazil russia india china cuba
Sworn ememy: n*geria
Oliver Bell
shut up, Africa
Adrian Morris
Cope Middle east
William Parker
you are my dad, whether you like it or not
Andrew Barnes
me: norway
father: norway
mother but also sister and aunt: norway
brother but also nephew and child: sweden (mother: norway)
child from when you drunkenly fucked a gaelic: iceland
adopted: denmark
Zachary Harris
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