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My wife has just informed me that she will suck my dick tonight

real rib-tickler of a post this one

How do we feel about Portsmouth? I'm tryna decide what the least shit part of the South Coast would be

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if you didnt find a wife in uni, then you're doomed

Fact of the matter is most of the lads ripping on are pixi for being a tranny wouldn't hesitate to shag her if she were a 100% biowoman

Ugly

battered wife given an ounce of responsibility and abusing it as much as she possibly could because she was resentful with the world - I imagine.

when will women be held accountable for all their crimes

Where's Mihai?

yikes...

Reading about this crime made me feel sad. Also made me remember watching Megan is Missing (2011).

Happy for you mate love to hear it

>"I..."
can't believe people type like that

told the gf she'd be more attractive if she had a willy and now she thinks im bent

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh black peoples feelings! They’re all gonna see that Reddit post and be very sad. Oh wait! No they won’t, they’re all at petrol stations with guns trying to shoot each other

Where on EARTH is Diego?

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hes out and about as usual hes at deanos have pres before going out on the lash

ask her if she would like a 3 some with a tranny. you get to see a feminine willy and she gets to shag 2 blokes at once

sue

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wtf is wrong with amerimutts

Sylvia Likens was a child who over 3 months was regularly beat (including with weapons), starved, tortured, raped, burnt (including on the genitals), whipped, branded with hot irons, had "im a prostitute and proud of it" carved into her chest with a knife, forced to eat waste, insects, vomit, faeces, & drink urine, forced to strip and masturbate with glass objects, forced into a bath of near-boiling water, forced to live in a basement, kept naked, tied from the walls, denied water
The woman primarily responsible for this was released from prison after 19 years.

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poo

did she died?

can't stop thinking about wilkes mcdermid

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yes.

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so tired it's unreal

The golden generation is over lads lol

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Corrr my fucking bathroom stinks of soy sauce

>rib eye steak
>trible cooked chips
>a solid concrete reinforced steel solid stone solid rock hard floor

me on the left

how high up is 80 foot like ? as big as a tesco

me.

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But he isn't, so that's the end of that.

youtube.com/watch?v=ojMFyqoBdWA

Careful, the no-life spacker jan that monitors /brit/ 24/7 might ban you for this one

about 10 yous mate minus around 2 feet or so

>boss sends me an email at Friday 8 PM

should I answer or wait until Monday?

the boomer's joker

Blokes fucking thirsty

sucking on a pimms
bit sweet

waterboarding a squirrel the state

jokers a good film but taxi driver is on a different level

taxi driver is one of my favourite films of all time

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Lads I have the biggest rash on my face because I let my milf gf ride it for I have no idea how long. She loved rubbing her clit on my nose but after we fell asleep with her partly on top of me and now I'm incredibly sore.
Any tips?

well I heard neil young sing about her

Some humans are so evil it's beyond words
Wish there was an easy brain scan that could be done to detect how evil someone is and then we euthanise everyone above a certain threshold

Will you get paid to reply before Monday?

Errmmm actually that's King of Comedy.

i'd be doing the euthanising naturally

you seen them cartel videos

airing out my vag

Not really

GCHQberg got his eye on you now

yes i literally want to just fucking grill. what do you say to that?

when robots start killing us will that be evil?

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Been getting into cyber bullying people I disagree with online lately, it's a real rush lads

joker's shite
also read crime and punishment mate, better than both. taxi man was based more on notes from the underground but i think it has more in common with c&p

is this a philosophical question

am 28 and just got told i'll be inheriting £800,000-£1 million in the next few weeks

dont know what to do

no a moral one

that depends on their motive
if it's automated, unthinking, unfeeling - then I wonder if you can call it evil

give it to me mate i'll keep it safe for you xx

Would suck his willy and worship his balls

The Four Horsemen have emerged on the horizon. Can you name them? Anyone?

im 28 years old and never had a gf NOT EVEN CLOSE

What do you think of Mfoudi ?

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Frankie Dettori

Russia, China, America and Islam
The 4 big evils.

It's so over

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wonder how many of these twitter findom birds are just men larping as women for some easy cash

reckon you're the only one who knows about c&p around here nonce

i love her

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interesting isn't it, whatever happens I don't have much hope for the future

fight club, now THAT was a film....

that her bf?

mad how mental it is that gay people literally bum each other to death

also a book

Buy like 6 houses and then rent them out and enjoy never working again.

Same here, fucked 14 prossies though so its not all bad

Inheritance faggots that get hundreds of thousands of pounds in their 20s literally cheating at life it’s not fair

>6 houses for £800,000
"no".

honk honk

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imagine how much monkeypox will be spread during pride month

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don't reckon i'm evil at all but there are certain kinds of people who i'd be glad to see dead
sometimes you need a bit of evil for the greater good innit

had sexo with 2 prositutes in a tokyo soapland

apart from that am incel

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Good soundtrack.

damn, they even got a made in china eiffel tower

they should add a monkeypox band to that flag

This ya'll mfers when you get close to a girl loooooool kmt

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In NI you could buy more than 8 houses for that much money and rent them all out for around 5-600 a month.

I knew some Cambodian lass I had the worst phone sex of my life with who went into detail after about how difficult it actually was to get into Findom because there's way more people tryna get paid than actually are willing to throw away money, they got pretty high standards apparently

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Is it true that scottish women are hairy?

can't tell me this isn't an android

THE LEADING HORSE IS WHITE
THE SECOND HORSE IS RED
THE THIRD ONE IS A BLACK
THE LAST ONE IS A GREEN

7 steaming chimpansneeze teeming loads festering inside my arse as we speak

might order a dominos lads, what you reckon?

>slavs following an ideology that considers them subhuman
hilarious

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