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just gave the toenails their annual trim

>I make a funny contribution to the thread
>newmong already posted the new
I suffer

bought some asahi super dry
am i a weeb now

reckon ted might've been right

you said this as if this wouldn't further prove my point that social media is a disease lol. having said that, there's a difference between shitposting at 2pm on your own and literally glazing over mid-convo with a bird because you want to watch some random paki rate a meal deal or whatever for 20 seconds.

what do you work as?

it's the fault of smartphones really
just made it all too accessible and ubiquitous

decent beer desu

Cute

"assuming make an ass out of u and me"

wog

nah that's a nice palatable lager like corona

22c and roasting here.
Reckon you shouldn’t live that far north

bum boy x

5.2% as well corrrr

Shall be making spaghetti carbonara later

No
Its a nice beer though, I have one whenever I go to Wagamama

yh?

For me, it's a sneaky pint on a Friday lunch time with Karen and Helen from accounts payable.

genuinely a nice drink

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I’ve noticed that like 90% of proudly right-wing people are like
>I left school at 16 and got a job because education is for poofs
>Now after 30 years of working I’m finally a manager
>The left wants to have made my life easier back then? Fuck them, everyone should have it has hard as I made it for myself
And that’s usually it, it’s almost always out of spite.

Oh shit its the Italians
Shall not be making spaghetti carbonara later because Tesco doesn't sell guanciale and I'll be using pancetta like a pleb

Getting in to the world of JOI VR porn.
Genuinely don't see the need for a gf at this point. If I can get a plug-in auto fleshlight I'm set.

JUST

Just tastes like someone has spiked it, I guess technically they did at the brewery

sixty seven. fuck me

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I bought a couple t-shirts from Primark the other day for £2 each ($3.21 CAD each).

I don't think t-shirts existed back then, but even a vest, I doubt would have been that cheap back then (adjusted for inflation, £2 would have been 6p back then, which is $0.10 CAD)

sad

the great replacement is a myth they said

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Dont really get why rorke makes such a big fuss about being ok with trannards and workplace 'inclusion' training.

you barely ever meet trannards so if you do meet one of these very uncommon persons it's probably not worth making a big fuss of it.

and work place inclusivity training, that i've done has always been pretty 'fair enough' in my opinion. it's never like 'black people are great worship them'. it's more like 'we tend to assume things about people without really knowing them; so when you're trying to make a decision try to reflexively examine some of the assumptions you're making about other people'. which is true and actually is not something specific to race or gender.
you can hear a scouse accent and think he's probably untrustworthy; or just see a particular person and think he looks like a twat.

People have a lot of misconceptions about animal intelligence levels
A Raven is smarter than a Gorilla.
A Raven can use sticks as tools to reach objects and shit and can recognise their own reflection in a mirror. Gorillas can't.
Pigs are smarter than a typical dog. Pigs can also recognise their own reflection, while dogs cannot.
Yet we eat millions of pigs each year and (at least in the UK), 0 dogs.

fuck sake there's a bee hive outside my house, must be minimum 50 bees flying about there lmao

eh that's not that bad looking at the raw numbers
just means there's a shitload of immigrant groups raising their kids here to be gay limpwristed vegans

nah pancetta is legit
only norf mongs get so pissy about such minor details

you're a faggot lapdog mate

just call a local beekeeper they'll remove it for free usually

that's NUTS

not even a white supremacist but damn

dogs are way less economically efficient to eat than pigs.

dogs need to eat other animals.
pigs can be vegetarian.

to raise a dog for eating you need to grow a field of crops + raise several animals who the dog will eat

for a pig you only need the field of crops.

>finance
>well-paid

well yeah, £70k is well paid, but when studio flats near your office are selling for £3,000,000 and renting for £3kpcm it's not exactly "well paid" is it

White people being too particular about when they have kids is not a replacement nor a genocide, how many people on /brit/ have kids while they’re crying about replacement?