>my wife, lemme tell ya
>I’m in roughy shape cause of my wife
>Last night I was at the Oscar’s and Chris Rock made fun of her, made her cry, she got all bent out of shape
>I went to slap him in the face, but she was sitting on it!
My wife, lemme tell ya
David Myers
Anthony Bennett
My wife's so ugly that Chris Rock slapped her in the face
Asher Howard
>dude adultery lmao
>dude my real name is literally COHEN but I'm such a cool WASP white boy DANGERFIELD!
clown country.
Elijah Peterson
Mad you won't ever be American, Elton?
Charles Davis
a man with a very small dick typed this post
Noah Reed
Rodney is one of the good ones
Tyler Thomas
>already projecting
Not gonna be a good thread for you
Adam Green
dirty kike
Christian Anderson
I get no respect at all. I won the oscar for best actor, I asked my wife if she's impressed, she said it'll just be one more naked guy in our closet.
Angel Peterson
>I tell ya, my wife really gave it to me on the drive back home. Not as badly as the other two guys in the back seats though.
Jeremiah Turner
he literally isn't though. he changed his name to hide the fact that he's a kike, encouraged other kikes to do the same, and made his entire persona about being a literal cuck
Hudson Diaz
suck my weenie
Nathaniel Rogers
>people didn't know Rodney was jewish
oof
Jaxson Garcia
Kek
>field
All Rodney did was basically repackage the typical way Italians talk to each other, constant banter or a zing at any possible opportunity. He's still one of the good ones though.
Brayden Morris
>I tell ya, i tell you, my wife says I'm everybody's doormat! Well at least I'm not the rap community's cum rag!
Tyler Morgan
Right? If you couldn't tell he was a jew then you have no jewdar at all.
Jonathan Bailey
>No respect I tell ya. No respect.
Ian Butler
I tell you I get no respect...
Lucas Gonzalez
>My wife tells me everyone walks all over me, I'm like a rug. I decided to make myself useful, so I laid down on her head.
Camden Cox
>I tell ya, I'm not too bright either... She told me to write my Will, I told her to write her Yul Brynner
Liam Campbell
>*is one of the most respected and revered human beings of all time*
Landon Myers
>My wife, I tell ya, she told me to wait til August arrives. I asked her what happens in August. She told me the same thing that happens in April, May, June, and July
Mason Reed
> I get no respect, no respect at all
> a comedian told me my wife looked like G.I. Jane
> boy was she sore, then I realized it was because of August's cock in her ass
Parker Gomez
>I tell ya, my sex life, you kidding me? I ain't got no sex life. The wife cut me down to once a month. Oh I'm lucky, two guys I know she cut out completely
Colton Russell
"Man changes his name to hide from evil people out to get the Jews!" says evil man out to get the Jews.