I'm starting to get worried, bros. what if i get killed in a mass shooting???

i'm starting to get worried, bros. what if i get killed in a mass shooting???

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stop living in cities, they're bad for your health

Just carry a gun with you so that you can shoot yourself before they can shoot you.

move and try being a hillbilly

Become a shooter yourself. It's a shoot or get shot world

I will pray for u user so it won't happen

I’ll piss on your grave

You won't if you keep a gun with you, amirite?

duck and cover.

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you'll be fine.

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But what if you THINK they are about to shoot, so you shoot first, but it is a mistake?

okay serious question
has any one of these things actually come in handy ever or did parents and schools just get tricked into buying them?

I don't think anyone has ever actually used one during a school shooting. They probably wouldn't help at all, anyways. The shooter could just walk up and pull it away from you.

>more apparent target
>doesn't even fully shelter them
what did they mean by this?

Arm the guy next to you so he can shoot you, and then your family gets money from his.

mass shootings happen everywhere

I live in the middle of nowhere. I have never seen anyone commit a serious crime.

Well I live in a large city and I've never seen anyone commit a serious crime. Hm

Tell the shooter you are an incel and he will leave you alone.

Weird cope
Uvalde is pretty far from San Antonio and it still happened

Just stay away from schools. And malls. And movie theaters. And grocery stores. And hospitals. Also, live in a low crime area and buy a gun and enough food to last for a while, you're gonna need it.