A Gorilla could easily beat a bear in a fight. If you think otherwise you’re a fucking retard

A Gorilla could easily beat a bear in a fight. If you think otherwise you’re a fucking retard

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I'll beat your dick in a fight.

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I think otherwise

what kind of bear are we talking about?
a koala?

>Silverback gorilla weight: 500 pounds
>Kodiak grizzly weight: 1500 pounds
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a brown bear?

Bear probably has a advantage because of huge claws but Gorilla is stronger I guess?

The bear has claws and sharp teeth in a hydraulic press of a jaw that can crush a human skull.
I don't think a gorilla would have a great chance unless it can use its extra mobility and get really lucky with some solid blows to the bears head before it gets mauled.

Gorillas are not predators, they're just like giant aspies that get retard strength when mad.

Any kind of bear
And humans weigh much less than Elephants yet we kill them

Because we use abiotic media effectively. A gorilla like Máximo can throw a rock or use a stick to hit.

I doubt it could beat a polar bear

>And humans weigh much less than Elephants yet we kill them
retarded comparison

>And humans weigh much less than Elephants yet we kill them
yeah with guns retard

apes don't really know how to fight, so no

The bear will wreck the ape, eat it, shit it out and go on with it's day like nothing happened.
>bear is faster
>stronger
>bigger teeth
>claws
>fucking insane
Monke is
>a hairy black person
>little bigger than a human
>tiny compared to bear
>no claws

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Gorillas Are much smarter than Bears, they would go for the eyes
Bear hands types this post
Yes they could

>A Gorilla could easily beat a bear in a fight
>Any kind of bear
Record size grizzly then vs record size silverback.

HAHAHAHAHA

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this guy wouldn't hurt anyone

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Any Bear could easily manhandle a shitty JOBrilla

Umm... You forgot " In your country"

elephants mog both of them

where does the great white shark fit into this?

Gorillas are made of Muscle, bears are fat fucks. So by logic gorillas are faster and stronger. Even if the bear was stronger dex>strength
Dexterity>strength
Exactly so he would lose

>Yes they could
Polar bears
bigger 7-10 feet tall
heavier 1000+ lbs double that of the gorilla
have claws and sharp teeth
most importantly they are carnivores they would tear up the gorilla in seconds

Both would be killed by 10,000 rats. No animal alive could beat 10,000 rats.

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>bears are fat fucks
bears are literally walking tanks wtf are you talking about

true

I can kill both with a shotgun lol

Did anybody ever get Steve Irwin's opinion on this while he was alive? I would consider him a reliable authority.

depends
a mature polar bear male is gonna fuck up any gorilla , but id guess a gorilla could fuck up the average black bear.

>he thinks bears are slow and fat
Bears can run at around 35mph. Gorillas can waddle around like fat people at walmart.
Bears have reflexes and speed like nothing else it's size.
It will crush the ape before it even knows what happened. Plus the bears extremely thick hide and blubber is like body armor.


Bears are terrifying. Half a second. Gorilla = dead.
Skip to 00:50.

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>Gorillas are not predators, they're just like giant aspies that get retard strength when mad.
kek

They are mostly fat
Nope it could defeat all bears

Wow, American intellect at work here.

If the gorilla gets the drop on the unprepared beard while asleep and manage to clobber it's head and maybe tears out it's eyes, then MAYBE the bear would lose

But OP seems to forget that gorillas are social animals and you'd typically have 3-4 of them all attacking at once, never just a lone ape vs. bear.

If that bear had done that to a gorilla (less than half it's size) the poor ape would have ended up in the rape statistics.

why do you think (((they))) killed him? the goyim had to be kept in the dark

Have you seen a gorilla charge? Faster than bear.
Those bear’s techniques have no intellect , meanwhile a gorilla with his high intellect ape brain will find creative solutions to beat the bear

why do they keep getting away with stuff like this?

maybe a kid
a mature polar would fuck up any gorilla

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I thought the gorilla was among the dumbest primates and doesn't even use sticks.

The gorilla would easily outwit it