What would based Chapelle do?

What would based Chapelle do?

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what time 830, what time 830, what time 830, hit WS in the head with a shovel

Have his black posse (and Kanye) on stage so that they'd beat Will's ass

Wait, I thought Chris Rick and Dave Chappele were the same guy

>calm down nigga, not like I fucked her or anything

>Sorry, Will. I forgot G.I. Jane 2 was already coming in August. Or was that the other way around?

>oh pipe down nigger its not like I slept with her

He wouldn't have to do anything because Will would have stayed in his seat.

Also, Chris Rick and Chris Tucker aren't the same guy either?

This

Will Smith never would have stepped to Chapelle in the first place Chapelle is way bigger and much more popular

He wouldn't host the Oscars like a faggot

Probably hit him back

I'd like to think security would've needed to remove Chappelle off stage because he removed his ear piece and went on roasting Will Smith's personal life non stop for 20 minutes

jesus christ my sides

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I can hear this in his voice

Kek, this right here. Expect a special segment with Chris & Chapelle now

Except based Dave would have used the hard R

I‘m fine leaving her name out of my mouth if she keeps my dick in hers

Dave would have murked his ass on stage. Old Chappell is built Chappell

Fall down, roll around, scream and cry, go back to his old high school and claim actually he won the fight only to have a meltdown when a tranny says Will Smith MOGged him

>Stop worrying about what's in my mouth, nigga, and worry about what's in hers.

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>Damn will, why you gotta up and slap the only nigga in the room ain't fucked her?

Hehehehehe

>alopecia? What, that bitch ain't got alopecia. She fakin. I know people who know. Hell, the last thing 2pac told me before he died was "Hey Dave, that bitch ain't got no hair!"

>Will smith attends Chappelles biggest show to date
>half way through set Chappelle spots Smith in the crowd
>"hey, ain't you that nigger faggot from the oscars?"
>Smith in a blind rage approaches the stage
>Smith get a clean hit on Chappelle
>"Word?" as Chappelle wipes his face
>Chappelle then charges Smith who's back is turned
>"WU TANG POWWWWW"
>Chappelle shoots Smith in the back of the head
>Chappelle cleans brain matter from his shoulder
>"One less nigger"
>Audience shit and piss themselves to death

>Jada came up to me and said "I'M A WOMAN" and I said "HUWAT?"