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What are the consequences on a international and cultural level?

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this is disturbing

this is disgusting

How?

probably another worldwar over belguim

at least germany isnt our neighbour anymore

germans get overseas territories and start waging wars

This is pain.

Instead of Britons speaking in a branch of French, we speak with a more germanic tint. Plus our whole timeline would be altered

It'll actually be worthwhile to learn French

Germans autistically try to micromanage French Guinea (now German Guinea) to be just like Europe.
France never apologizes for the holocaust

>France never apologizes for the holocaust
Why apologize for something that never happened ?

France never did the holocaust THOUGH

France would control much of Eastern Europe because they can actually hold onto their conquests.

Here's my scenario for each neighboring countries

Germany:
>For the British Isles
Germany tries to either Germanize them as they consider them "Germans"; they either succeed through personal union/good relationships or fail, but contrary to France who saw them as historical rivals, Germany see them as Islander Germans that needs to be Germanized
>For Belgium, Luxemburg
Straight up attempt to annex it, like France did a couple times
>For France
Basically the same in that timeline, love-hate relationship
>For Switzerland
Attempts to annex Romandie (in that timeline the French part of Switzerland that in the map is the German part); wage war with Switzerland
>For Italy, Spain
They don't interact, AT ALL. Germans doesn't consider them as worthy friends. Maybe identities issues in Korsika, the same way there was in Alsace in the 20th in France. Eventually Korsika gets fully Germanized.

France:
>For Netherlands
Same as what Germany tries for the Brits: attempt Frenchify the Netherlands.
>For Belgium, Luxemburg
Straight up attempt to annex it, like Germany did a couple times
>For Germany
Basically the same in that timeline, love-hate relationship
>For Switzerland
Nothing. unironically.
>For Austria, Czechia, Poland, Denmark
Try to Frenchify them, with snatching a couple territories for each.

>Try to Frenchify them, with snatching a couple territories for each.

ah yes the eternal french

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then, WHO did?

probably for the best because french is the historical rival of the ottomans + is now the place where most turks live.
other than that, probably another world war or something equally disastrous

How is the French a 'histotical rival' of the Ottoman?? The only major conflict between them is WW1

I meant to say historical friend. But it seems witnessing all the beef between them over the recent years has caused a Freudian slip while I was typing.
Thanks for correcting me bro

english would have a latin structure and a lot of germanic vocabulary

Uhhhhmmmm it all started with the British when they made propaganda against you in WW1...

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Noooo I wanna go home, but home would be France, I would legit just sob for years to no end