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William getting emotional

Started a new job at a bar and the girl I was working with was wearing a short skirt and a corset ffs.

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Whoever invented that whole projecting shit onto buildings this is either very poor or very rich now

remember leftypol doxxed this kid and got him expelled from school for it

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at the queens current rate of deterioration shes gotta be wheelchair bound soon?

William, soon to be the Prince of Wales.

>corset
this nigga posting from 19th century

Corrr youve got your work cut out for you there

sounded shit too

>corset
SHE'S FAT

Love women

the bevvy

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*starts dancing*

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good riddance

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2022_Port_Harcourt_stampede

They're wasps.

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william is a charmer
the kids love him

alri dr ying fu yip

Been talking to a qt recently but apparently she has a kid. :/

DMC?

No you couldnt you fucking bellend

No she's not fat, it was like a mini corset think it's supposed to be kinky like wearing a choker or something with lots of straps.

2015. life was bright. hopeful. then 2016 happened. now im 32, jobless, and have never kissed a woman. all because of the trannies.

How old is the kid

sinister undertones in this picture

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I assume any slag that doesn't have a degree already has a kid

based kissinger 99 and still going strong

>31 people killed
I don't remember this being reported, and yet that shooting yesterday in the US was reported, even though only 4 victims were killed

This wasn't funny the first time you posted it

That 300 trees in a tree mimic is ugly

Had one wank, cycled 20km, watched 8 hours of Test cricket, and did 10 hours of freelance work (bringing in $600) today
Feeling VERY productive but also a bit tired

don’t think so

We should do something about it then.

Not really

Rorke posting tributes to the Queen on Any Forums

Yes, I can. Have been blessed with basically no refractory period. I'm an animal.

currently on drugs.

syren de mer sex arse

that's sexist, please refrain from expressing such opinions in the future

danza kuduro
now there's a tune

Dunno. Quite young though I reckon.

Told my working-class mate that I wouldn't consider a relationship with a girl who doesn't have a degree and he got annoyed and called me a snobby cunt

wish i had a life. nice one

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I clapped when /brit/ came on the screen

cum tributes?

>10 hours of freelance work (bringing in $600)
Damn did you really suck off 120 dudes in 10 hours?

people are coming to get you

yes it was

not much to be happy about anymore

kek

think I'd cry when the last WW2 veteran passes on

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what time?

Is there a difference between posers and poseurs?

Women with degrees are the most soulless women you will find. I'd rather not honestly.

can't be bothered to email the zoomer proto gf

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uhrr didn't you hear about the new marvel movie that's coming out soon?

no they're not
be quiet

reading an anime

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>email
alri gramps

wagwan for cocaine man

Depends what you want really. Is she the person you're going to settle down with or not.

I just hope it happens before we turn into a republic

300 days off for a headache my lord

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chin up fella

any high blood pressure man in

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Look like wasps to me.

>wrongfully

FUN FACT: if you stacked every single penis Elton John has had up his arse, tip to bollocks, then the tower would be tall enough to reach the moon

gf nattering on about how she likes the queen again

On the verge of losing it.

love his facial expression, it's like "uh oh, how am i gonna get out of this one?"

hi its me the people
im outside now

The University of Miami is serving vanilla milkshakes with buffalo wings, ranch and hot sauce at its baseball game tomorrow

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public sector gravy train
useless fucking lazy bastards

Don't know yet. Haven't been speaking for long. I'd be a terrible father figure anyway. Haha

quite clearly bees

Shewas suffering from a severe case of greek work ethic

not very appealing is it

Met an Irish lad who wouldnt stop going on about how much he liked Boris Johnson and hated the EU once.

hard drinks and beatings are in order me thinks

Yeah but women without degrees are trollops with two kids already whose only ambition in life is to watch reality TV in some deanobox

Don't sell yourself short. You might surprise yourself.

whats all that muck

is this just a normie thing in ireland? i see it a lot, like 'the queen is an impressive public figure' or whatever

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Asked this last time but nobody knew the answer:

What does the queen do all day? and why do brits eat her shit on a platter?

america was a mistake

reading a book myself, bought a bunch to read over the summer because I've never been a reader and I thought it would do me good

what the hell

Does she like the Queen so much that she wants her to rule over Ireland again?

No music, no food, no candy, no plush, nor any toy would ever

what city is this

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friend in the discord talking about ordering beans with icecream at spoons to "fuck with npcs" oh my fucking days lads

true tbf
Cant really win can you really?

A little bit bored by The French Dispatch (2021) in all honesty
All style no substance

Fuck you, faggot. I was happy for a moment.

afganistan, inornially

she's britain's official mascot and the one person society has deemed it acceptable to live off taxpayer money while doing fuck all

tell me again

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I'm going to bed now, I've decided

Eat the chicken first, then the vegetables and then drink the rest.

what book

Cheadle

Latvian Bride 2023 is the only way to go

Learn something new every day.

gonna go for a shower

If that was a question in a pub quiz then I would simply have to guess Salt Lake City and hope for the best
Then I'd second guess myself and wonder if I should have guessed Denver instead
Then I'd wonder if I'm on completely the wrong lines with America

Why are southern europeans so good at footie?
Is it something to do with their physiology?

A lot of people in the Republic of Ireland don't give a shit about all the anti-British stuff. It's Northern Irish Catholics who've got the chip on their shoulder.

>friend
>discord
>beans
one way ticket to nonce town

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god i wish this was me

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The ones with ambition are the ones who want to be on the reality tv show

i thought SLC but its some colombian city

how i get a boner on coke

Finger steaks (southern Idaho) — deep-fried strips of steak, generally served with French fries and Texas toast

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I won't look it up because that's no fun

Instead I'll give a probably incorrect guess of La Paz, Bolivia, on the basis that I think La Paz is surrounded by mountains. But I bet I'm wrong.

salt lake city was my first guess too but that cant be the US

thought the first story was good, middle one bad and the last one decent
Pales in comparison to Grand Budapest Hotel, which is at least entertaining all the way through

Would be class if the Russians invaded them too and all these helpless Latvian maidens had to come and seek refuge in the UK

you should come and give some eating advice to my anorexic sister mikey

not like they have anything else to do all day

did you mean to type this into google?