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thoughts on Oasis lads
?

doing a poo

one of those bands nobody listens to but are still somehow popular

mogs me

thougths?
old.reddit.com/r/ForeskinnyGirls/comments/us533k/big_surprise/

got a jiu jitsu competition on saturday lads

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they're alri

southern TWAT

love them

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au contraire....

POV: You click on the Daily Mail website

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marge moment

Got one good song, all of them.

this makes me seethe so fucking hard
everyone in that crowd should be [redacted]

hello I hope everyone is in a buoyant mood on this summer's evening during the Queen's Platinum Jubilee

you are all my friends :)

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leave it on facebook next time

best band of the 90s only hated by jf, middle class twonks and wogs

youtube.com/watch?v=N7xdHY8HK9Y&

any top 3 russlers group uni man in

yeah?

cigarettes and alcohol then?

i'm gonna COOM lads
aaaahhh I'M COOOOOOMING

Drunk off two cans. What am I like.

Dreadful band

Don't know why it's legal to advertise like this or how people without adblockers even do it

probably shouldn't have called the gf "stroppy bollocks" earlier

>top 3 (three)

t. Durham student still reeling from his Oxbridge knock-back

what you supping

she is though

needs to lose weight

i have been unemployed for over 1 month now :(

haven't masturbated or coomed in 11 or 12 days now

Gogoplata some bastard for me my man

i wanna be a door i wanna i wanna
i wanna be a door i wanna i wanna i wanna be a door i wanna i wanna i wanna be a door i wanna i wanna i wanna be a door i wanna i wanna i wanna be a door i wanna i wanna i wanna be a door i wanna i wanna

Guinness. It's not even strong. State of me.

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durham isn’t top 3 x

once went about 100 days, didn't notice any benefits so i decided to pack it in

can't work out if a girl at work likes me or is just very friendly towards me

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whip it out see her reaction

cringe

i suck at using my legs
arm bars, americanas etc are my go-to

cock bollocks shite arse shag

It's a blessing and a curse being a lightweight. On the one hand you're a cheap date but on the other you get too drunk at the wrong times. Been for a few pints after work with 3 other lads and by the 3rd round I'm already very drunk and the thoughts turn to getting a bag in, meanwhile everyone else isn't feeling it at all.

excellent post

I think that could be considered inappropriate behaviour in the workplace

ask her out

how do you do it?

yoo wtf happening in east london??

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or it could be the path to a new gf mate
life is all about risk

Now that is science

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yeah that's usually how my stints end as well. Think the longest I did was 30-32 days some time in my teens then I caved because my mind was just on sex all the time.

>le 17 celcius
>wew roasting
>head to the beach
>windchill makes it feel like 12 degrees

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any wogstoppers un?

love that michael ironside, there's a great episode of ray bradbury's short stories adaptations with him in it

When the density of black people in one area rises to a certain level they become dark matter and it tears a rift in spacetime.

You have to be strict about avoiding all pornographic material. If your mind wanders towards porn / sex / cooming then you need to make a concerted effort to focus on something else.

The moment you slip into the "oh I'll just have a quick look but I won't take it any further" you have lost. It always, ALWAYS, ends in edging / cooming.

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Last for me was 16 days and i felt pretty great with some vivid dreams where I had control

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Ethnicity: Halo US Marine

recycle bin is too full to fit all my empty beer bottles
going to have to stick some of them in the non-recycle bin
environmentberg on the ropes

Mad to think these kids are immortalised online because their ma wanted attention on twitter for being a good parent but it backfired so badly.

Anything that makes you bored as well, liked vidya

empty stomach? get some grub in you lad

Yeah the sex dreams are great. Had one the other night but woke up before having a wet dream. Surprised as normally I do go all the way and end up spunking in my sleep.

Some Polish girl at work got along well with me for a while but now she's a miserable bitch who straight up ignores me. I don't recall doing anything different.

Kek

Sucks to be your. You need to be able to use your legs as well as your arms too succeed especially when you work from behind

11 years here

scranning a rustlers drenched in brown sauce

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almost like race is real and an instinct or something

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Best fapping frequency is once every 6-10 days. Always very satisfying and you don't waste too much time on porn

don't really understand no fap
do some people have such little to no self control that they have to make a big deal out of not wanking?

what is this from

the beach is a quere

Originally yeah. Then had some food. Tolerance is just gone to shit. Good thing I suppose.

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t. watches porn every single day but can stop whenever he feels like it