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really dislike how a girl can just accuse you of rape and ruin your life if she doesnt get her way

modern cleopatra stole the show

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He was clearly referring to the actual officers inside the costumes, rather than being retarded enough to think it was the literal helicopter.

thats why you need hidden cameras mate

going to be raping myself later tonight

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can someone get peter hitchens to make sense out of this situation?

being scared that you will get some bullshit rape allegation is peak virgin, like mt everest peak virgin freak

Call the police

that basically doesn't happen though and you're stupid to go through life with this mindset
just avoid obvious deranged cunts and you will be fine

why you coming fast?

Let me into the UK so I can live in Somerset.

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nothing gets past you mate

REALLLY?? DO YOU THINK SO MATE? ?

ugly cow
rancid fucking BITCH

Motherberg on one

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that scottish player at 2 seconds had no right taking a potshot there

graham down has a name that makes me hungry
makes me think about gram crackers down my gullet haha

>The Duke of York has tested positive for Covid and will no longer attend the Jubilee service of thanksgiving at St Paul’s Cathedral, Buckingham Palace has announced
How convenient!

not had a wank in 4 days and ive gone literally insane
might have to sex a prostitute

got a prozzie round off visa street and hid my phone to record it
was too drunk and wired to even get it up
ended up fucking her with a bottle of lube
waste of £100

Rorke messing up his maccies order but being too nervous to say to the cute girl she got it wrong, so he eats it anyway

have you actually tried them? they're pretty nice

You cant post things like this youll get in trouble

>Oi, why aren’t you working 24 hours a day

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>This was scotlands proudest moment in decades

Based

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How did you lads get help with your alcohol misuse?

Shit edition, she will outlive us all

youtube.com/watch?v=_PzEf8-o450

worlds turned its back on me, so im turning my back on the world

they really waited for the last second to see just how popular Andrew's attendance would be
he's about as welcome as a Jehovah's witness covered in dog shit knocking at your door

Marshall's fault
Way too far off his line
Boy wouldn't have shot if he was further back

come to the english riviera instead

>15:33
how'd you edit it past 12?

He must have been hanging out with the Archbishop of Canterbury.

ruined by ugly cars and ugly people

just buy less of it but get better quality stuff

A country which has been through so much and whose people have suffered greatly, just a shame they couldn’t get over the line tonight. But well done Ukraine

quite like in bloom by nirvana

never been an alcoholic
was a heroin addict but i just stopped and went through a week of hell

playing pubg like a pubger

wonder if stephen will be celebrating the jubilee with his bumboy

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mushy peas? i prefer mushy poos

look what happened to Johhny Depp just because some roastie lied about him

I am not racist but I wish I were

huh? I took a screenshot and then cropped it

All of those people look absolutely normal

Realised that drinking more than 1-2 days a week is not healthy

Just stop it.

12:40am scranning a parma and chips

I wish I was*

MOOD

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rse wank

>just avoid obvious deranged cunts and you will be fine

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15:42pm and wondering who asked?

>being scared that you will get some bullshit rape allegation is peak virgin
It's pure incel cope so they can justify putting zero effort whatsoever into getting laid.

Imagine if the Queen just died right now during the Jubilee itself. How would Britain react?

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Has the Queen made any appearances at all lately? Is she actually dead?

something in the way - hnnnnnnnnghhhhh
something in the way - hnnnnnnnnnnghh
(repeat)

Always appreciate an outside clock
A shame zoomers can't read them

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She appeared today you numpty.

Shock and sorrow I imagine. Hope she doesn't though, I'd have to go into work

could land a jumbo jet on that

celebrating monarchy is as retarded as celebrating sexual orientation.

>A shame zoomers can't read them
ktim

>black hands casting black hand-shaped shadows
Shit clock

would be fuming because I'd have to work throughout the rest of the weekend

youtube.com/watch?v=rmkmrtnOMkA

Did she actually or was it a Weekend at Bernie'a type thing?

simmer down rorkeypol

The Presidency costs the US 1.2 billion dollars a year. The Monarchy is actually value for money.

be a perfect end x

extra days off too

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really don’t understand hating the monarchy
get not caring, but actively disliking them seems bizarre

is the royal family living on their own dime then?

can you seriously not read those

All of you lot saying that false rape accusations aren't real, but I bet that whenever you hear some woman has accused some bloke of rape you automatically believe her without questioning, which proves that a woman COULD falsely accuse a man of rape and you'd believe her anyway.

few of them are child rapists aren't they

Yes. They hand over the money made from their private estates to the Treasury and then the government gives them 25% back to live on.

it is not about hating, of course i don't care, it is a just a reaction to the news. it is fucking retarded and that's all. have fun.

yes.

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An English woman lusts for something deep.
Something profound.
Something Englishmen and all their imperial possessions cannot compete with.
A Gaelic man.

stop being autistic

In a cab on the way to primavera festival wahey! Any /brit/ man going???

dont like yanks
dont like blacks
dont like gays

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Eight universities are under investigation by the higher education watchdog for offering poor quality degrees.

The institutions will now be investigated by the Office for Students (OfS), which could result in fines being issued or student loan funding being withdrawn.

It is the first time that the regulator has dispatched inspectors to universities to inspect the quality of courses and comes amid mounting concern that students are not getting value for money.

Degrees with high drop-out rates and low levels of graduate employment are being targeted by the OfS for scrutiny, as well as those which are substituting face-to-face learning with substandard online classes.

All the courses under investigation are business and management degrees, five of which have a dropout rate of more than 40 per cent.

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>have fun.
will do mate
4 day weekend curtesy of the queen
already steaming

Communism would actually be good for leftypol
Give the shiftless wimpy dossers a days graft for once in their lives