All of that territory

>All of that territory
>All of that costal line
>Not even have genuine beaches, only ice
LMAO

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Now you know why they invaded Ukraine.

Annexing the Balkans has always been their wetdream.

Now you are just being mean to us

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Wish I could rule Russia I would turn it into a giant patrician senatorial republic like the republic of venice with some modern US organizations in the provinces.

Aren't Crimea and the Black Sea coast supposed to be warm?

Russians historically have always been gunning for warm waters just like Americans and oil

why don't they just warm some water themselves

become the doge of russia

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I dont know how it works.
Is it cold in Russia even in the middle of summer?

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>Niggas ITT have never heard of the Black Sea

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That's why they took Crimea but they still go to Turkey for vacation, lmao so pointless.

You realize that they have access to the Black sea even without Crimea, right

nowhere worth going

Black sea is cold and dirty (it's called black for a reason).
We need to steal Antalya from the Turk

never heard of the black sea?

russia is literally the largest country on earth, depends where

First place on the Black sea coast that I opened on google maps

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Black sea smells like rotten eggs.

>rocky beach

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You've literally never left your frozen swamp

Hate black sea, it's cold.

Azov is better

This is our beach but don't be fooled the sea is a cold shitty polluted ass hole and not worth going for a swim, going to a lake is the smart move.

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Imagine being so cucked you can't even choose the name for your "country" because Greeks.

Only the pacific ocean has good beaches.

Ok.

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>Azov is better
Reported to the authorities

I go to your dream destinations in the Aegean and Ionian sea whenever I feel like doing a 3 hour drive