Which do you choose to have sex with? You have to choose one

>literal shitlogs arouse faggots
can’t make this up

In this situation the dick is way more appealing than that disgusting asshole.
But normally I'd prefer the right.

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I can't see how shit goes out of my ass cause I have no eyes there! Also shit is already into bowel so it is natural for shit to go down the hole it's the nature way, I didnt invent biology but also biology never says cock goes in the ass.

the thing on the left does look kinda tasty doe

Biology also doesn’t say you should smoke or drink alcohol but you do that shit

>literal shitlogs arouse faggots
and white women

if you know what i mean

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Don't try and understand metal illnesses

How is it a mental illness

GRIM

That Cock is nicer looking
Im straight but faced with that id rather suck than fuck that smelly arsehole

Mate, STDs are rampant in the gay community for a reason. Maybe you're not meant to stick your knob in a shitty place (literally).

Nice cock man

You can fuck women in the ass too retard

Fucks right while sucking left

you get stds even with women, it's about learning to use a condom generally

you're just a homophobic bigot
end of

I just wanna slobber up both tbqh

might be the stupidest thing i have ever read on this site

based

You're a closeted homo if you think there's a difference. Stop watching so much porn.

I'm sorry but that arsehole looks fucking horrible.

Surely even gay blokes wouldn't enjoy that.

>the thing on the left does look kinda tasty doe
The straightest man in Slovakia everybody

this is one long schlong

I prefer left i think??

Why is it always men's?
I thought Any Forums valued diversity, but I was wrong.

Right but I'm scared of catching monkeypox

Are you a cute twink?

Right. I top.