British grooming (personal hygiene) edition
/brit/
You will never be a woman edish
got a very scary face she does
not ugly just scary
Happy Queen day lads
nz 12 for 4 now
>Looking up apartments on the Thames Southbank
>not houses, APARTMENTS (or flats before I trigger the FOY autists)
>How much are they going for?
>Oh only £21 million quid
repulsive
would you pay £21m for this shite?
come post in the Swedenthread!
used to always think christopher ecclestone was scottish
qrd? what happened, did they do him in
>flats near the river are more expensive
>flats are expensive in the second most expensive city on earth
shocking
weird that Scotland's musical impact is absolutely dwarfed by North West England's, despite them being roughly the same population
what explains that
i would if i had it
they brushed his hair
comforting to know her husband is a massive autist
kane redditson destroyed by division two county chad
we'll never know
dunno why people FOY the word apartment. Literally every other country uses it too. FOY only makes sense when it's a word with overt american roots.
Nonces out
quote the post
reminds me of juliet in lost. real boss woman expression
you are a stinking australian bastard
soccer?
hello zoom zoom
>overt
put down the thesaurus, yeah?
FOA
>George Homo.jpg
>thesaurus
put down the dictionary, yeah?
going to metaphorically kill myself
holy heck yeah
That kind of wry smile too
If I took off me boxers in front of a lass and she had that smile I don't think I'd be able to get it up
I'd feel she was mocking me
is he of the anti-celtic ones
that bobby madden probably bums him
It's bank holiday on /brit/
you lads mates with any non-whites?
grow up, yeah?
kek
george ain't no poof
woeful misuse of my carefully cultivated bradley gimmick. never use it again.
HIT RORKE IN THE SPOT
KNOCK HIS DREADS OFF
>gay
>looks like he has aids already
every time
it only took me a few seconds to figure out what FOY meant when it was first used against me. i've always been proud of that.
>use a word longer than three syllables long
>some ex-polytechnic intellectual: cut it out with the fancy words you daft poof
exhausting.
intricately labyrinthian this post
DOUGHNUTS
*surreptitiously hangs my head in shame*
sheldon's surely done his sentence by now
21m quid isn’t that much to me so sure
Perhaps if you learned how to speak properly you wouldn't have this problem......innit
are george looks like that nonce prince andrew
it's in pounds though
21 million AUD is probably something like £500.
death to the matriarch
Midwit detected.
literally every fucking advert on tv and radio is a food delivery or gambling
>intricately labyrinthian
FUCKING ELLL LAD, JUST SAY COMPLEX, YOURE NOT WRITING AN ESSAY LIKE WTF HAHA LOL
based real life stewie
Charlotte is going to be SO fit when she's older
in tears at this image
;_;
shout out my main man franklins
love the gambling adverts that are just celebrities telling you not to gamble
'
got some gaseous drum and bass on
Learn English you chimpanzee, I said when she's older. As in 16+
any ed man in
fucking ell is that the youngest one in the middle? how is he so old already
might be doing a piss in the next few minutes just a heads up
very hungover
don't like it
love when someone gets taken the mick out of on here, anyone else remember roe atka?
This just in, the colours of the Spanish flag are scarlet and violet.
cunt looks like an actual orc lmao
hm yes
intricately labyrinthian
Christ he really does, they need to sort that out asap
reckon she's a toronto raptors fan desu, supporting the commonwealth's team
grug no like big big words
big big words make grug angry
grug so angry, grug vote brexit now
*returns to /brit/ with ed after 6 years*
remember playing that mission on far cry 3 where you burn the crops and that skrillex music started playing and my dad came in my room laughing asking why I was playing jungle music
why? she's fit now. only down hill from here
i heard thats what they were based on
not sure if true
i thought will and kate only had one kid until months ago. im out of touch with reality, me
does performance anxiety count?
you can't arrest me officer, i only said i'd fuck that child after she hit 18
i imagine all british posters to have been subscribed to the sidemen on youtube circa 2016 / 2017. I can also imagine you all giggling at their videos like the poofs you are
dunno about in lotr but i think the ones in the 60s-70s and so on were more native americans
Disrespectful to our future Queen (George homo.jpg so he'll have to abdicate)
youre on 4channel.co.uk lad, give it a rest you verbose TWAT
funny how you know who they are and i dont
ksi should have faded into irrelevancy years ago, cringe seeing him act like some quasi-road man type cunt
16, not 18 you ignorant bonobo
very crass behavior, that.
fool
the beauty of being articulate is it gives you the privilege of being laconic
had I a smaller vocabulary, I would be far more verbose to try and articulate what I'm attempting to say.
they freed sheldon
anyone remember that millimeter waves poster
just got done reading brave new world and i swear the huxman uses the word indignant like twice a page
louis theroux documentary on ksi in november
just sucked down a high strength vitamin d
>George homo.jpg so he'll have to abdicate
Nah mate, he wouldn't be the first king of the fairies
we need to skip charlie and bill and skip straight to the alpha generation. it's over for boomers, millennials and zoomers. theyre finished
kek
KEK
what a fucking state that lad was
what an inane soliloquy
louis brushing up on his fifa skills
can see him as more of a PES guy
no
qrd
noticed this in dune with the word betrayed