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British grooming (personal hygiene) edition

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You will never be a woman edish

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got a very scary face she does
not ugly just scary

Happy Queen day lads

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nz 12 for 4 now

>Looking up apartments on the Thames Southbank
>not houses, APARTMENTS (or flats before I trigger the FOY autists)
>How much are they going for?
>Oh only £21 million quid

repulsive
would you pay £21m for this shite?

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come post in the Swedenthread!

used to always think christopher ecclestone was scottish

qrd? what happened, did they do him in

>flats near the river are more expensive
>flats are expensive in the second most expensive city on earth
shocking

weird that Scotland's musical impact is absolutely dwarfed by North West England's, despite them being roughly the same population
what explains that

i would if i had it

they brushed his hair

comforting to know her husband is a massive autist

kane redditson destroyed by division two county chad

we'll never know

dunno why people FOY the word apartment. Literally every other country uses it too. FOY only makes sense when it's a word with overt american roots.

Nonces out

quote the post

reminds me of juliet in lost. real boss woman expression

you are a stinking australian bastard

soccer?

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hello zoom zoom

>overt
put down the thesaurus, yeah?

FOA

>George Homo.jpg

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>thesaurus
put down the dictionary, yeah?

going to metaphorically kill myself

holy heck yeah
That kind of wry smile too
If I took off me boxers in front of a lass and she had that smile I don't think I'd be able to get it up
I'd feel she was mocking me

is he of the anti-celtic ones
that bobby madden probably bums him

It's bank holiday on /brit/

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you lads mates with any non-whites?

grow up, yeah?

kek

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george ain't no poof

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woeful misuse of my carefully cultivated bradley gimmick. never use it again.

HIT RORKE IN THE SPOT

KNOCK HIS DREADS OFF

>gay
>looks like he has aids already
every time

it only took me a few seconds to figure out what FOY meant when it was first used against me. i've always been proud of that.

>use a word longer than three syllables long
>some ex-polytechnic intellectual: cut it out with the fancy words you daft poof

exhausting.

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intricately labyrinthian this post

DOUGHNUTS

*surreptitiously hangs my head in shame*

sheldon's surely done his sentence by now

21m quid isn’t that much to me so sure

Perhaps if you learned how to speak properly you wouldn't have this problem......innit

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are george looks like that nonce prince andrew

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it's in pounds though
21 million AUD is probably something like £500.

death to the matriarch

Midwit detected.

literally every fucking advert on tv and radio is a food delivery or gambling

>intricately labyrinthian
FUCKING ELLL LAD, JUST SAY COMPLEX, YOURE NOT WRITING AN ESSAY LIKE WTF HAHA LOL

based real life stewie

Charlotte is going to be SO fit when she's older

in tears at this image
;_;
shout out my main man franklins

love the gambling adverts that are just celebrities telling you not to gamble

'

got some gaseous drum and bass on

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Learn English you chimpanzee, I said when she's older. As in 16+

any ed man in

fucking ell is that the youngest one in the middle? how is he so old already

might be doing a piss in the next few minutes just a heads up

very hungover
don't like it

love when someone gets taken the mick out of on here, anyone else remember roe atka?

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This just in, the colours of the Spanish flag are scarlet and violet.

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cunt looks like an actual orc lmao

hm yes
intricately labyrinthian

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Christ he really does, they need to sort that out asap

reckon she's a toronto raptors fan desu, supporting the commonwealth's team

grug no like big big words
big big words make grug angry
grug so angry, grug vote brexit now

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*returns to /brit/ with ed after 6 years*

remember playing that mission on far cry 3 where you burn the crops and that skrillex music started playing and my dad came in my room laughing asking why I was playing jungle music

why? she's fit now. only down hill from here

i heard thats what they were based on
not sure if true

i thought will and kate only had one kid until months ago. im out of touch with reality, me

does performance anxiety count?

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you can't arrest me officer, i only said i'd fuck that child after she hit 18

i imagine all british posters to have been subscribed to the sidemen on youtube circa 2016 / 2017. I can also imagine you all giggling at their videos like the poofs you are

dunno about in lotr but i think the ones in the 60s-70s and so on were more native americans

Disrespectful to our future Queen (George homo.jpg so he'll have to abdicate)

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youre on 4channel.co.uk lad, give it a rest you verbose TWAT

funny how you know who they are and i dont

ksi should have faded into irrelevancy years ago, cringe seeing him act like some quasi-road man type cunt

16, not 18 you ignorant bonobo

very crass behavior, that.

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fool
the beauty of being articulate is it gives you the privilege of being laconic
had I a smaller vocabulary, I would be far more verbose to try and articulate what I'm attempting to say.

they freed sheldon

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anyone remember that millimeter waves poster

just got done reading brave new world and i swear the huxman uses the word indignant like twice a page

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louis theroux documentary on ksi in november

just sucked down a high strength vitamin d

>George homo.jpg so he'll have to abdicate
Nah mate, he wouldn't be the first king of the fairies

we need to skip charlie and bill and skip straight to the alpha generation. it's over for boomers, millennials and zoomers. theyre finished

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kek

KEK

what a fucking state that lad was

what an inane soliloquy

louis brushing up on his fifa skills
can see him as more of a PES guy

no
qrd

noticed this in dune with the word betrayed