Haha!

haha!

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"Women" below 5'10" are not women. They are goblins.

>two tickets please
why didn't he ask for a specific movie?

I'm a man and below 5'10"
feelsbadman

This is why I date filipinas

Because there was DUNC so it's obvious they were going to watch that one.

I only said women. It's no coincidence that such goblins only want tall chads. They are some of the most entitled beings on earth.

the only movie is spiderman

women are children

Some small kinoplexes only play one at a time, so this isn't technically an error.

Me too, but I get child prices at my kinoplex so it does have a benefit. Only $5 a ticket and the crab leg meals with a toy and grape juice is only $7.50.

Short king, I kneel (to see eye to eye)

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if a woman isn't 6 feet tall, doesn't make 6 figures, and doesn't have at least a 6 inch penis, they are not worth your time

Cityboi never been to a rural kinoplex where there's only on theatre

>I'm a man
>below 5'10

lol no, manlet

I hate sitting in booster seats though

I'm going to pretend there's no second part of that post, so thanks

there's nothing wrong with being below 5'10"

The booster seats at my kinoplex are ver comfortable. Memory foam with real leather. The best part is we don't have to go to the penis inspection line, because that's for adults only.

>One ticket comes to $12.95
>uhmmmm.....aren't you a little old for this movie, sir?

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5'10" is the average for men you fag.
If you're shorter than that just kys now.