A Russian, a German and a Ukrainian are measuring their cocks

a Russian, a German and a Ukrainian are measuring their cocks.
Russian: mine is 15cm.
German: mine is 16cm.
Ukrainian: AMERICAN COCK IS 25CM!!!!!!!!

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lol

I don't get it

Mine's 21 cm and also thick

Actually keked

A Russian slips into a pool of shit and drowns

The end

what would a serbian say ?

>Be Russian
>Make up scenarios about people measuring big meaty cocks
>thinks this makes others look gag

A cute Russian boy and a cute American boy are kissing.
They have beautiful passionate sex
They fall in love.

sneethe

Would have been funnier with a pole instead of an ukranian

is this why russia is jealous

He has a mouthful of russian cock can't speak.

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what does it taste like ?
there must be a reason for serbian behavior!

You'd have to ask the other mexicans, the russophilic ones, the ones that support Putin and welcomed Trotsky.

Hahah very funny vodka saar.

I chuckled

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A finn and a russian goes into a sauna. The russian dies.

i want that huge american dick all for myself

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