How do I become a comedian and get on Any Forums if there are no comedy clubs within a 200 mile radius?

How do I become a comedian and get on Any Forums if there are no comedy clubs within a 200 mile radius?

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Move.

It’s not the 90’s anymore. Comedy is dead.

Not true. I'm killing it at the funny bone on 3rd

Comedians aren't funny.

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This. Or forego any dignity and do anything and everything for subscribers on YouTube, kiss ass to bigger YouTubers, start your own podcast, and suck some unfunny comedians dick so you can open for him when he comes to your area.

move to New York

Wow 20 losers chuckled at your dick jokes. Can’t wait to see you in movies!

you forgot the more important part: be jewish

>comedy clubs in 2022
you literally don't need anything but your phone

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Modern "comedy" is just leftist lecturing, don't bother trying to get into the scene. Just make funny tiktoks

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get a wig pretend to be a women-> big money

as a bonus if you get thrown into jail for your eventual misdeeds you get to go to the women jail and slay pussy all day

but I still wanna be on tv

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do stand up on youtube or twitch
i dont know if that's already a thing but if it isnt you could be a pioneer

Shit. That’s a pretty decent idea

The age of tv is over

Just go to a local club with an open mic night dude like literally every other stage artist like bands, rappers, poets,dj's, etc

don’t care

your political bias has destroyed your objectivity

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how will small local clubs get you any recognition?

Theres also tik tok live streams that get millions of viewers

Go to the closest local tv station and hold the entire staff hostage at gunpoint and forced them to stand there while you go through your entire routine on one of the stations they run. I’d watch that. Hell, everyone would watch that.

You'll never be successful at anything if you think like that. It takes on average about 10 years of constant work to be a working comedian. Do 100 shows then you can start thinking about getting "recognition"

Have you seen most comedy acts nowadays? It's either a brown person bitching about whites, a female bitching about patriarchy/periods or literal faggot bragging about being sodomized by 1000 men

Its called building a base user, you dont start out famous unless you are rich.

Why do you choose to only watch those kinds of comedians?

faggot
i lived by a comedy club on blake street in denver and i never went there ONCE.
i should've.

That kid couldn't cut it on the road putting his 10,000 hours in. I'm curious if he even has jokes written

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They are the majority of comedians today

you know the part of every single famous comedian ever's set where they're all like "i lived in my car for 2 years"? thats the part of the career path that youre in right now. so go do it.

Are you ready to deal with homicide detectives?
There's a bunch of MURDERER$ and KILLER$ at the comedy store.