>Be American
>Get a cheap mcmansion in Tenessee including home gym
>100k yearly salary as a remote software dev
>Can wear a cowboy hat unironically
>High quality cheap meat
>Guns
These niggas think they suffer
Be American
Wyatt Butler
Daniel Campbell
k yearly salary as a remote software dev
Too bad I absolutely hate IT work or that would be the absolute easiest job to earn a good income here. I wish the pajeets who take this job a long and happy life of many needful doing.
Brody Cruz
>tfw not american
Ryan Morales
all those things you listed are material benefits, not sovlfvl ones, that's all america has to offer hence why we suffer
Zachary Moore
none of that happens
Landon Johnson
god ....I WISH I WAS AMERICAN
Ayden Moore
All cool and all, but
>remote software dev
any work done in any country is suffering
I want to be a NEET who lives alone in the world's tiniest apartment who just barely survives, but is still happy because a laptop and internet connection gives a man all that the world has to offer
Dylan Reed
What are you talking about? That's fairly normal. One of my friends is an IT drone and he makes about 250k a year.
Dylan Torres
>USA: A misanthropic recluse's wet dream
I
Brayden Rivera
suffering is not an option in AMERICA
Jonathan Bailey
home gym encourages you to exercise, good for the body and the mind; cowboy hats are cool and people will respect you for it. that's the sovl in OP's post but sure a lot of it is material
Gavin Cruz
In America, you can fall lower, but you can certainly rise higher, than you can in countries with better social safety nets.
Carter Johnson
Pretty much this. Life is worse for the man who isn't a sociopath obsessed with working, and instead has actual hobbies.
Anthony Ward
I would die to live in america just to have cheap meat everyday and become a carnivore
Jacob Scott
Software is saturated, going into it now is like going into finance in the late 80s.
Daniel Gomez
>none of that happens
liberal detected
Leo Taylor
>this post
man, I just love Americans
Blake Wood
Hollyshitto! Im in my way to amerimuttland! Out of my way
Carson Rivera
>Be American
>Born into one of the poorest families in one of the richest towns on the east coast
>30k yearly salary as supermarket manager because i graduated high school with a D average and did not take the SAT
>never seen anyone wearing a cowboy hat who wasn't an obvious tourist from the south
>high quality obscenely expensive meat
>no guns because east coast
Camden Williams
possibly up to 70% of Americans can't live like that nor ever will.
Isaiah Gonzalez
Is meat not considered cheap elsewhere? We about riot when covid happened and Wendy's lowered it's biggie bag nugget count from 10 to 4 and didn't allow you to mix and match to get like 40 nuggets for 5 bucks. We truly suffer in the current year.
Jason Wilson
What do you think the next thing will be?
Still seems like software to me...
Brayden Phillips
yeah I am basically this any questions? I hate jews banks landlords my countrymen liberals and genuinely think the USSR was the peak of humanity
Elijah Lee
Just get some weird niche certificate in something. I got one online in business and am getting another in animal care.