Emily Blunt edition
/brit/
delish edish tbqh
>ey up they stopped me PIP payments 'ow am l gonna feed me 8 kids and et booze and fags
me impression of a poor person
Thick Mullen
There's a guy in the place who's got a bittersweet face
And he goes by the name of Ebeneezer Goode
His friends call him 'Ezeer and he is the main geezer
And he'll vibe up the place like no other man could
He's refined, sublime, he makes you feel fine
Though very much maligned and misunderstood
But if you know 'Ezeer he's a real crowd pleaser
He's ever so good, he's Ebeneezer Goode
You can see that he's mischievous, mysterious and devious
When he circulates amongst the people in the place
But once you know he's fun, and something of a genius
He gives a grin that goes around from face to face to face
Backwards and then forwards, forwards and then backwards
'Eezer is the geezer who loves to muscle in
That's about the time the crowd all shout the name of 'Eezer
As he's kotcheled in the corner, laughing by the bass bin
i need her back in business
does man kick ball?
mad how there were more English people supporting Ukraine over Scotland tonight. disgraceful. beating Scotland at the World Cup would've been peak banter. Home nations Scotland vs Wales would be another great match up for the final world cup spot as well.
Here's hoping Wales can join us in the group
what's with all these celeb edishes? have we got a new autist making the news?
been eating processed shite for the past week at the 'rents and been doing some seriously rancid farting
room im staying in smells like cow muck
man kick ball
it good
Is he funny?
need a woman to remind me to eat sometimes
Who else would ever make a new?
t. never made a new
dismantles a political structure that cements classism into our country's very identity
and yes we should take our land back from the monarchy
no. next question.
Not really but he's sort of the spokesman for the Millennial generation.
*prods your enormous flabby gut*
ermm.... you sure about that?
what was the first pirated film you watched, lads? for me it was the first harry potter on vhs filmed on a camera in the cinema with some blokes head in the bottom of the picture
please leave this homosexual man alone
Me and my Japanese friend I met at the mall.
some of you runts really get on my tits with your brainless blogposts
getting an M4 next week
literally yes
i am drinking apple juice as we speak
i hate young people. think i was born with the soul of an 80 year old
how about my brainless bogposts? *poos loudly*
ooo mister me head is spinnin
>look up jobs
>anything above my pay grade has a silly number of requirements that I don't match and would need to be trained on for months
how exactly do I regain the confidence to apply for better jobs that I probably won't get?
God Blessssssss
better be in one of those bright colours you can only get with the M cars or no point
meeting dealerberg on friday to get weed
nice lad
i bought a tr3 for 1200, done it up and now it's worth 3 grand
Its not about just giving everyone some money (each citizen would only get like £5.98 each)
Its obscene how some family, humans like you and me, are put on a higher platform than anyone else just because...we decide? And the tax payer pays for this to exist
165673220
um nonce alert
what the fuck is souness' deal?
I tried vaping with covid
doesn't work
he just has a brain too powerful for most football fans
post of the thread
british culture anyone
jordan catalano can't read
jordan catalano takes advantage of teenage girls sexually
Oh are there not enough poo posts for you then?
thoughts on pogba?
no. all black because not gay.
this ones 3 years old got less than 15k mileage
was planning to buy new but simply cannot put up with waiting 12 months for any car, M model or not (was told to expect 9-12 months wait for new, shant)
how is an opinion piece written in the manchester guardian by a british woman not british culture you snivelling little worm?
need him and garth crooks to link up
On the train home from toil earlier
two young women got on, absolute heads.
They then started playing music out loud on their phones and singing in unison
Then they started rolling spliffs in the middle of the carriage
how tf these cunts not have but live in dublin city and wear designer clothes. Like how the fuck do doleheads actually do it
isn't
end of
I shaved my pubic hair today
i suppose you'd know
TWAT
thankyou
its just dawned on me that there are people whos only hobby is to come here and collect and share screenshots of click bait op eds and tweets. that has to be a mental illness
pics x
Got absolutely NOTHING planned for the bank holiday ffs
Normally get into a terrible state of anxiety if I've got nothing to do on a normal weekend, will be even worse with this double weekend
Might see if any of the lads fancy doing anything but I can guarantee they'll just be with their girlfriends or playing golf like always
just remembered puddle of mudd
show bald mound
Nice moatah
have shaved my pubes exactly once in my life
never heard that beatles song
So cool that all my friends pitched in to buy me a one way flight to Switzerland
johnny depp is in newcastle tonight lads
90% of people will not be able to tell that apart from a 430i. Majority will not be able to tell it apart from a 218i. If that doesnt bother you then I respect it
i'm going to play skyrim and drink red wine and whiskey
People arguing outside :(
seen him on tv recently his accent had diminished
sad
just walked past some zoomers doing the wog knife dances
what did you say to them
my flat is free... you can "cum" over if you liek aha x
gonna start rolling my foreskin over my knob head and walk around all day like that, see what life is like for americans
can I have some money johnny depp? I heard you're a really nice guy and like to give people money all the time
why is just avoiding alcohol so hard bros
all I have to do is just not drink it but i can't do it
love having time off with no plans. Have to do 2 activities this weekend CBA
you'll get knobrot doing that
Why does the UK media hate Depp? I don't understand what did he do? Sue them? They hate the Daily Mail.
they have barely any nerve endings so it won't bother them but for tender bellends like ours it's uncomfortable
You need a void fill
want a very powerful car but do want an obnoxious car
less likely to be stolen/keyed, also attracts less attention generally which is good for me because im an incel and hate attracting attention
Based message but in a cringe anime format.
Ooof
KWAB
Based
>Sue them?
willy wonka? johnnie wanker
TERF island
feeling like topping myself
for some reason I cannot picture an incel driving an M4. Always like cars but I will only buy econoboxes I reckon
It's a reminder that their hatred of trannies is rooted in their hatred of men
need to buy raw papers but feel awkard getting them
very underagesque post apologies boys
read thith in hith lithp
moved carriage when they started singing
DM has the highest female readership of any paper