Beowulf 2007

Beowulf 2007

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Saw this in the theater.

>Do you know why you can't kill me? Because I died many, many years ago when I young.
Kino.

It is still a fucking great movie despite now looking like oblivion graphics

>Written by a Jewish scientologist
>Christianity bad! Men bad!
More demoralization.

Yes. Both inspiring and tragic. It's difficult to be a true hero.

What does the feminist kike who wrote it know about herorism?

What are you talking about? Everything goes wrong because Beowulf has sex outside marriage.

Beowulf 1999

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Most Jewish holidays are about heroic moments of their history. Their entire Mythos revolves around prophet-warrior-kings

footfags- how did this make you feel? honest question

I think it's sexy as fuck and I bet her footjobs are incredible. Also I wonder what demon feet taste like

This was so cool in imax 3d

They do shun Christianity

But Norse nations actually cucked themselves into oblivion after adopting Christianity.

This film has some great dialogue. Especially when Beowulf is talking to Wiglaf.

Sweetie the last time the Nords had empires was when they were Christians, then they placed it with atheism and worship Somalians now.

>there can only be one
The fuckers dared.

Lol I remember loving this movie as a pre-teen because of all the shirtless/naked Beowulf scenes, I think I even masturbated to those scenes at one point. Pretty disappointing to grow up and realize the actor was just some fat boomer loser in a CGI suit.

The original poem is pro-Christian, which I always found interesting.

>despite now looking like oblivion graphics
I rewatch this movie almost every year. The cgi in it is completely fine. It was actually very good when it came out, and it still stands the test of time. Obviously dated now but by no means bad.