I told you not to use that word inside the kinoplex. Please leave before I contact the authorities

what's ligma?

OH N-

ASH-

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>late 2019 joker and Robert posting
Good times

I'll yell fire in a crowded theater all I fucking want

>that time Joker posting was at its peak glowies were monitoring threads for anons who would shoot up a kinoplex

I didn’t say anything.

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I'm getting pretty fed up with these sad/angry Robert threads, it's clearly a malicious attack on the happy/funny Robert threads which have always been a Any Forums tradition.

I miss happy Robert memes. This clown world Robert makes me upset

robert all i said was "crap"
robert there are no kids in this theater, only R rated movies are shown here.
i don't know why you insist on being a puritian asshole about this.
later faggot, i'm going to the sneedoplex

How about now?

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>You can't stop me Robert, I LOVE you

LAUGH IT UP YOU FUCKING NIGGER!

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SUCK MY BALLS

i read this in Father's voice

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th-thanks robert but i could have handled him myself...

Look, Robert, I like you, but you're still a nigger. Don't ever disrespect me again with your questions.

fuck you Robert, you're 34. Why are you still working here?

>it's 10:30pm, I walk out of my showing of Joker
>decide to meet up with some friends in the kinoplex lobby to share some drinks and maybe a bucket of crab legs
>we sit and chat the night away, time passes fast
>around quarter to one, I hear Robert's booming timbre:
>"Kinoplex is closing, lads! You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here!"
>he gives us a smile and a wink
>he knows that true kinosseurs like ourselves will stay and watch the 'plex elves ply their trade
>about a dozen or so of the slight creatures emerge from behind the counter, to the joy and surprise of the remaining guests
>begin to tidy up the 'plex so much quicker and efficient than the fucking wagies could ever dream
>start singing a traditional kinoplex elf work song, the soft lilt of their voice brings a tear to my eye
>Robert gently inclines his head towards me, a sign of mutual respect
>as the elves carry off the last remaining corpse from the day's theater shooting to dump it in the incinerator, I raise my glass to Robert in a final salute before exiting the kinoplex
>"Farewell, user!" Robert booms, "Tell the wife I said 'hello!'"
>I chuckle softly as I shut the door behind me. Robert knows my secret, but helps me maintain the charade so I don't get thrown in the virgin pits.
>I shut the door to my Prizm as my falcon lands on the seat next to me.
>what a lovely day at the kinoplex!

haha hey Robert, my main Rasta PIIIIIIMP!
*shoots "double guns"*
*spins around*
Howzabout a little tasty treat for your boy here? About to enjoy some first class kino!
*attempts a moonwalk*
*shimmies*
heh... maybe you can help me out... give me an extra popcorn on the sly...
*winks at qt*
heh... gonna go talk to that fine lass... and maybe later fuck her up the ass!
*grabs crotch*
*walks toward girl who was clearly within earshot*

Robert, no! You misunderstand!
I wasn't saying I own you, I was saying you was mine. As in we're brothers, or "brothas" if you will.

>"Ha, yea so funny story. Uh my cuz, he uh, yea so these racis ass cops done arrested me for beating up a pregnant women while high on coke. yea it ain't no thang tho, all good."

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