/brit/

nooo not the heckin' c h o n k y caterino

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post fucking machines

is it just me or does wanking standing up give you a more powerful orgasm than sitting down

Scoats is a leid ae its ain. An am tired ae inglis fowk tellin us aht it isnae.
Eh Sassenach his opressed us for far too lang.

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yeah it's why orgasms are better during sex too since you're in a different position

Don't you lot have the gayest city on the planet?

i dont get this

Remember that when it happened and looking at that footage now it looks ancient

I really hope the Queen outlasts Louis XIV. I can only imagine the absolutely insane levels of frog butthurt that would come of it.

Sparkling water, now that was an invention

Why the fuck did she do it? Mental illness?

yeah gravity works against you when sat down or on the bottom

alri andrew tate

cats are better than humans

abc.net.au/news/2021-12-04/dogs-hired-for-sydney-opera-house-seagull-patrols/100674522
>Businesses and diners have come out in defence of the initiative to hire dogs to scare away seagulls on the forecourt of Sydney's biggest attraction.
>Dog training company Mad Dogs and Englishmen have been contracted to maintain the patrols for more than four years using 12 specially trained border collies and kelpies.
>Mr Webb was awarded a further two years on the contract to continue the patrols, totalling $376,380 split between the Opera House, Opera Bar, and Opera Kitchen.
$400k just to walk some dogs around the Opera House.
Meanwhile you're out there toiling away beneath 'bergs watchful gaze all for a weekly pittance.
What the fuck are you doing with your life?

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mad how the whole country hated her for what she did
it was front page news for 2 weeks straight
simpler times

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You know I used to respect you British people.
But sadly in the recent decade you have become a nation of cowardly, homosexual leftists.
Instead of going home to home shooting every paki animal to death which is what you should be doing, you let those smelly brown animals do whatever they want in your country including raping your women and little girls.
I have ZERO respect for you.

>it must be mental illness to not like cats
lol okay toxoplasmosis brain

abc.net.au/news/2022-06-01/police-desperately-searching-for-anyone-who-asked-one-million-dollar-reward/100584752

shahar you are big fat joke and will die a virgin

Going to learn how to make a top tier fried chicken burger/sandwich

Why do all my local news networks feel the need to incessantly simp so hard for your stupid fucking royal family? I just want to know the weather forecast and not see your near-death old hag wave to crowds of retards.

There's a difference between not liking them and trying to kill one of them

when was this? like 10 year ago?
remember seeing this everywhere like 2012-2015

screaming

remember when djocovid was in the news for that 1 week

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Fucking hell why would you lob a bin at your teacher's head?

funny

leave it on reddit next time

Doesn't open here, what is it

shat on court

>toxoplasmosis
reminder that this is a non-issue unless you are a pregnant woman or have AIDS
if you have a functioning immune system, it will go away and you will never get reinfected

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tuna-scented fluffy paws with retracted claws clacked this one out

it causes permanent brain lesions and over 50% of the world has had it at one point
everyone is infected with feline mind worms

Spare me Paul

checkmate cunt

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banter

You have misunderstood what toxoplasmosis is doing, yes it will kill you if you are immunocompromised, however the parasite is still in you as a healthy man, it is what makes you love the cat, waste money on it, and project your pathetic emotions onto what is essentially an inanimate object. Ghastly womanly behaviour, couldn't be man as it were.

Spare me, Paul

LOVE cats me
would die for my feline friends

You know I feel sorry for you.
The only thing in store for you at this point is living on sharia under your paki overlords.
You used to be a proud people, now you are a nation of diagusting, coeardly leftist homosexual who grovel in front of paki animals.
You reap what you sow homos.

>this is how the jew thanks us for gifting them their (alleged) homeland back

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Interviewed for my own job and didn't get it, fan fucking tastic

Seething Johnny Foreigner faggots

shahar fuck off to jail already

anglos are essentially jewish in nature

Did you interview yourself?

The British royal family harbour pedophiles

>reminder that this is a non-issue unless you are a pregnant woman or have AIDS
>if you have a functioning immune system, it will go away and you will never get reinfected

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>it causes permanent brain lesions
only if you have HIV/AIDS you clown

tired of looking like an 18 year old zoomer runt my whole life, wish i'd stopped ageing around 35 or so

as a fellow schizoid i am waiting for the brit schizoid to open up

>be my friend, lithuanian
>work in bogland construction
>back from work
>local jamals stop him
>ayo man uh uh ah ah muh dick
>*they take out a knife*
>friend books it
>they chase but friend is in good form
>later in the evening goes drinking with the lads
>outdrinks everyone
>later goes to the toilet
>clogs the toilet by dropping two massive nukes
>gets some subway
>friend instructs him to only go to a jamal for a sandwich, never to a white woman, cus they always cheap
>asks jamal for a sammich, he puts massive amount of toppings.
cant stop winning litteraly.

Love all animals

And it's literally all kikes fault. It's kikes fault we engage in ww2, it's kikes fault Europe isn't thriving right now and it's kikes fault that pakis are in Europe. So suck a fat one you disgusting Jew cunt.

Still don't personally know anyone who had corona

800k Scots are attending Jubilee celebrations
Coincidentally 800k Englishmen live in Scotland

going to filter Finland again i think

I meow because I know in your bags the food

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800k more than people who asked

this is how you live shahar
you are disgusting hypocrite
I hope today some ערסים will beat some sense into you

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er right british culture

got angry so have disconnected from toil vpn and going for a poo. Shall be back in an hour after my "it problems" are solved

>hating cats
Okay worm brain

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cowardly move - the boy knows the teacher can't kick his head in

No, it was my manager. I've been on temporary promotion in the job for 18 months, interviewed to make it permanent, and got told to fuck off. Great way to start the long weekend, bastard could have waited til next week to tell me.

Don't put the blame on us you disgusting dishonest homo.
You have only yourselves to blame.
You have become a nation of diagusting pathethic homosexual leftist cowards like corbyn.
By the way vote for him next time, I am sure he will do something about the pakis.

jews do poos in loos like yous

>about to go for a walk
>starts raining
I hate this country. It's supposed to be summer.

2010

only one solution to cats
a bin bag and a shovel

kys

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Simple as

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>matrass on a wooden panel
my sides

What does your arsehole smell like?

/brit/ is the only general in which I never seem to see anime

Thats rough mate.

In many ways the UK is the most feline nation

A litter tray and a scoop thing will suffice, no need for a whole bag and shovel, unless the cat is huge and shits like a man

And its the only general where no one talks about anything they just seem to endlessly try to troll each other

whys he told you to fuck off

dont care
need paul to do me in NOW

she's a scumbag but i feel kind of bad for her in retrospect, she couldve just had a breakdown and lost it that moment

uoooog child erotic child belly and chest erotic

100 times better than every other gen on here that is just kpop gallery

cared enough to reply

im feline fine ahahhaa x

>wahhhh why won't anyone reply to me when I piss and moan about my life through the guise of politics
because you're fucking boring

I used to admire and respect your nation.
Newton.
Darwin.
Churchill.

However every gram of greatness and bravery is long gone from your shitty island.
You have all become disgusting, cowardly homosexual leftists who are afraid of a bunch of pakis.
Instead of exterminating all of them you let them rape your women and little girls and soon you will give them control over your country.
Enjoy living in sharia under your paki overlords you bunch of british homos.

Dire. I couldn't imagine not cleaning up after myself.

Because although I can apparently do the job, I didn't interview well. So I get demoted back to my grade and I get to work for the person taking the job.

Wonder if I can claim discrimination because I have anxiety so job interviews are unfair to me lol

dadbergs made me a coffee but im having a week off coffee
dont have the heart to tell him to pour it down the sink
daft bugger

explains a lot

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