Conditions "woke" Marvel gave to Sony for leasing them spiderman

Conditions "woke" Marvel gave to Sony for leasing them spiderman.

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>he is Caucasian and heterosexual

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...?
And?
All of these are just "If you use the Peter Parker version of Spiderman, it has to be the same character as in the comics"

I can imagine the bullshit other writers have submitted to sony for them to have to even make something like this
>gay nigger spiderman harlem shakes an old lady so he can buy more drugs

>does not smoke tobacco

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>the black costume is a symbiote and is not designed by him
Only one that seems strange to me.

>raised by Aunt May and Uncle Ben
But Uncle Ben doesn’t exist in the MCU

It literally says "Peter Parker or an alternative Spider-Man character".
Reading comprehension is a real problem in America isn't it?

all of that is very fair. You complain too much

SHE WAS 15 YEARS 364 DAYS 23 HOURS 59 MINUTES AND 59 SECONDS YOU SICK FUCK

>gains his powers while attending either middle school or college
Not high school? That's kind of weird

>even symbiote is against teenage sex
who wrote this shit? mormons?

Seems pretty reasonable desu

>black suit spiderman can sell drugs and abuse alcohol
kek I hope someone does this someday

>not wanting peter Parker le edgy years with his custom made goth outfit is strange to me
You are strange to me.

>>he is Caucasian and heterosexual
My foice when

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Um am I reading it right that as long as he has the symbiote suit he can fuck teenagers? Seems really fucking odd.

No there's no asterisk next to it so under no circumstances can Spiderman fuck someone under 16 even if he's wearing the black spidersuit

i've only seen the most recent marvel spiderman movie so maybe i missed something, but didn't he get his powers in high school?

>Symbiote spiderman can torture people
Uhhh

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>UHHH THIS COMPANY THAT FORCES WOKE SHIT DOWN YOUR THROAT IS ACTUALLY BASED BECAUSE THEY ARE COWARDLY HYPOCRITES

>Black suit is le bad
I hate the animated series for making this trope

>being gay and having teenage sex is more evil than dealing drugs and torturing people
kek